RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts YO,JACK THE LITTLE DEATH.

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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Mister JLA got it. I didn't know it meant "fireball" in Japanese, though. Cool.

Britney, here's your vocabulary word for the day. Find the word that means "pathetic little shit that spouts stupidity all day that would get him stuffed in a mailbox in real life."

I'm sure you've heard it a few times.

I notice you don't mention where you live -- maybe someday you and I should get together and see if you still talk like this face-to-face.

I think you need to get out from behind the computer, kid. Talking smack is one thing, but saying things that really ought to get you kicked around a little and then hiding behind the anonymity of the internet -- that's just cowardly, y'know?

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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Mister JLA got it. I didn't know it meant "fireball" in Japanese, though. Cool.

Britney, here's your vocabulary word for the day. Find the word that means "pathetic little shit that spouts stupidity all day that would get him stuffed in a mailbox in real life."

I'm sure you've heard it a few times.

I notice you don't mention where you live -- maybe someday you and I should get together and see if you still talk like this face-to-face.

I think you need to get out from behind the computer, kid. Talking smack is one thing, but saying things that really ought to get you kicked around a little and then hiding behind the anonymity of the internet -- that's just cowardly, y'know?

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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
some things you should know about jack....

he's a fucking pervert,
Dude.

The man is a sex offender. With a
record. Spent six months in Chino
for exposing himself to an eight-
year-old.

When he moved down to Venice he had
to go door-to-door to tell everyone
he's a pederast.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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Originally posted by The Storm:

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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
some things you should know about jack....

he's a fucking pervert,
Dude.

The man is a sex offender. With a
record. Spent six months in Chino
for exposing himself to an eight-
year-old.

When he moved down to Venice he had
to go door-to-door to tell everyone
he's a pederast.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Ah, so I'm not picking on some two-hundred-pounds-or-less little wuss? Cool.

A serious challenge, then. We'll have to make it fairly open-ended, since the odds are against us being anywhere near each other ... but y'never know.

Since I'm making the challenge, Britney, I suppose form demands that you get to choose the arena. Bare fists? Gloves? It's up to you.

C'mon. I've been itching for a real, hands-on fight for months, and it sounds as though you'd be the perfect guy to help me out with that itch. And we'll do it the right way, too. Civilized. No stabbing each other in the back, no sneaking up in the dark ... just two guys dealing with their crap like guys.

A duel. If it's the only way to demonstrate to you just how cool you're not -- and it seems clear that it is -- I'm eager and willing. Nothing wrong with giving or taking an honest beating.

S'up to you. Sure, it might seem a little strange, and even a bit childish, but we're both grown men, right? We have the right to settle our differences in such a way, if we're both agreeable. And if you're not the sort of guy that can handle that kind of thing, you should've shut up well before saying I'm a child molester.

One way or another, it would do us all some good, I think.

What do you say?

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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Ah, so I'm not picking on some two-hundred-pounds-or-less little wuss? Cool.

A serious challenge, then. We'll have to make it fairly open-ended, since the odds are against us being anywhere near each other ... but y'never know.

Since I'm making the challenge, Britney, I suppose form demands that you get to choose the arena. Bare fists? Gloves? It's up to you.

C'mon. I've been itching for a real, hands-on fight for months, and it sounds as though you'd be the perfect guy to help me out with that itch. And we'll do it the right way, too. Civilized. No stabbing each other in the back, no sneaking up in the dark ... just two guys dealing with their crap like guys.

A duel. If it's the only way to demonstrate to you just how cool you're not -- and it seems clear that it is -- I'm eager and willing. Nothing wrong with giving or taking an honest beating.

S'up to you. Sure, it might seem a little strange, and even a bit childish, but we're both grown men, right? We have the right to settle our differences in such a way, if we're both agreeable. And if you're not the sort of guy that can handle that kind of thing, you should've shut up well before saying I'm a child molester.

One way or another, it would do us all some good, I think.

What do you say?

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Ummmmmm.....somebody can feel free to correct me but wasn't BSAMS doing quotes from "The Big Lebowski"? I don't recall him calling anyone a child molester,because....IT'S A FUCKIN' MOVIE QUOTE!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by kassandra:
watch it, little boy. one phone call and i can have you and your paltry lot in tijuana by nightfall. i'm sure you'd all be quite popular with the local hombres, especially when mr. sniffy shorts' affinity for anonymous truckers becomes well known. deportation is such a lovely thing. :)

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Originally posted by allan1:
And really how about a mixed Tag match.
Jack "The Little Death" & "Special K" Kassandra
VS.
BSAMS & LLANCE "THE DINOSAUR"

HELL IN THE CELL!!!!!!
Only one team will win.

By Gob....I can be the next Vince McMahon

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Originally posted by kassandra:
watch it, little boy. one phone call and i can have you and your paltry lot in tijuana by nightfall. i'm sure you'd all be quite popular with the local hombres, especially when mr. sniffy shorts' affinity for anonymous truckers becomes well known. deportation is such a lovely thing. :)

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Ah,Tijuana....the happiest place on Earth.
South of the Border.
Down Mexico way.

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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Ah, so I'm not picking on some two-hundred-pounds-or-less little wuss? Cool.

A serious challenge, then. We'll have to make it fairly open-ended, since the odds are against us being anywhere near each other ... but y'never know.

Since I'm making the challenge, Britney, I suppose form demands that you get to choose the arena. Bare fists? Gloves? It's up to you.

C'mon. I've been itching for a real, hands-on fight for months, and it sounds as though you'd be the perfect guy to help me out with that itch. And we'll do it the right way, too. Civilized. No stabbing each other in the back, no sneaking up in the dark ... just two guys dealing with their crap like guys.

A duel. If it's the only way to demonstrate to you just how cool you're not -- and it seems clear that it is -- I'm eager and willing. Nothing wrong with giving or taking an honest beating.

S'up to you. Sure, it might seem a little strange, and even a bit childish, but we're both grown men, right? We have the right to settle our differences in such a way, if we're both agreeable. And if you're not the sort of guy that can handle that kind of thing, you should've shut up well before saying I'm a child molester.

One way or another, it would do us all some good, I think.

What do you say?

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