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I'm curious how many people love Jesus. He loves you...
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JESUS DIED FOR YOU, JOHN LENNON!
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Ok, I'm gonna rip the Beatles Anthology DVD just to make a screen capture of that one frame.
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So does that mean that you love The Lord a whole bunch or just the normal amount? Please stay on topic, sir.
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I can't afford a whole bunch so I'll just take the normal amount.
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This is love, pro, not lingerie.
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the D cup. thats yer biggest.
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So, I have to love the Lord as much as a D-cup?
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It's not fair to compare Jesus to boobies. If you choose boobies, you go to hell for not loving Jesus. If you choose Jesus, you're gay for not choosing boobies and you go to hell anyway.
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its plagued man for centuries
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Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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.....D-Cup?
My love for the lord has string implants.
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Super-string?
No, nimrod; polypropylene string.
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It's not fair to compare Jesus to boobies. If you choose boobies, you go to hell for not loving Jesus. If you choose Jesus, you're gay for not choosing boobies and you go to hell anyway.
Seems like you guys are damned either way. The game is rigged from the get go...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No, nimrod
You have to know me before you can touch.... 
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No, nimrod
You have to know me before you can touch....
You might want to get to know my humor too before assuming anything. Because, you know, I'm new and all. Meow.
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 You're mean...
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I want to travel back in time and take a giant shit on baby jesus. BEcause thats what I think of all religeon
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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I want to travel back in time and take a giant shit on baby jesus. BEcause thats what I think of all religeon
RAelly!?
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That's outrageous, Ballon Knot. The notion of time travel is ridiculous!
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And taking a "shit"? What the hells is that? That's like...alien-talk, or something...
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