quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Nowhereman: I accept! Happily.
Presuming that your challenge to me follows the same parameters as my challenge to Britney, I choose boxing, with gloves. No ring. My island. We beat the hell out of each other until one of us gives up or can't continue.
I can arrange for some people who know their way around emergency care to be on hand, just in case. The gloves should keep any really bad accidents from happening, but it's better to be safe than sorry.
At your earliest convenience. And thank you for stepping up. I was starting to think you guys had absolutely no balls at all.
Ehhh no,try re-reading what I said! If you are that desperate for a fight,you can come to me,I`ll readily accept! And no fucking way would I wear fucking poncey gloves,if ya cant handle bare knucks,I suggest you fuck off! Far as I`m concerned proper fighting has no gay arse rules,so gouging biting & head butting are all fair! Book yerself a flight wankboy,I`m waiting!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Nowhereman: I accept! Happily.
Presuming that your challenge to me follows the same parameters as my challenge to Britney, I choose boxing, with gloves. No ring. My island. We beat the hell out of each other until one of us gives up or can't continue.
I can arrange for some people who know their way around emergency care to be on hand, just in case. The gloves should keep any really bad accidents from happening, but it's better to be safe than sorry.
At your earliest convenience. And thank you for stepping up. I was starting to think you guys had absolutely no balls at all.
What a completely gay copout! I mean,of course everyone knows you're full of shit,but now it's boxing gloves. You fuckin' pussy. If you were fighting me I'd give you a belly to back suplex and crack your head open on a brick wall. And thats real life. What a fuckin' pussy. I suppose if you were employed you'd go to England though.
what i like is he sets the ground rules for his challenge to me, and expects me to accept them and Nowhereman sets the ground rules and he cops out......obviously a student of the school of waffling.......
.....obviously just a kid who has never been in a real fight either, jack i pray you never run into someone in the real world youll get hurt, stay behind the monitor its much safer.....
Doc,bsams thanx for noticing the two cop outs! As bsams said,I thought it was me throwing down the challenge yet rent boy wants to issue the rules? And what is the pussy arse boxing gloves shit? This is the real world where people hit eachother without protection!
Now just for the record Jack,I will tell ya a lil something about myself! I`m not very tall,just under 5 ft 7 inches in fact,but I do weigh a lot,& no,I aint fat! I weight train and try to keep reasonably fit! I actually dont like fighting cause I used to do it all the time,until I hurt someone really bad & decided to calm down before I kill someone! I`m no tough guy but I have a high tolerance for pain and have no contro when I get angry! Now there is no reason you should be scared of ay of this,but II`m still waiting as in your case,I wont need to get angry to kick your sorry pussy arse!
Dude, the gloves weren't exactly for my benefit ... but if you want bare-knuckles, anything goes ... hey, have it your way.
And I'm glad you're not a complete wimp. I already feel like kind of a bully, but I figure you guys started this, so I can live with it.
Still, since you were the one that made the challenge, the rules say that I get to pick the time, place and weapons. I chose boxing gloves for your safety and my peace of mind, but I can be flexible on that point if you insist, and I'll be as flexible as you need as far as time goes, but the least you can do since you made the challenge is to come to me. Otherwise, you really shouldn't have made the challenge.
Like I told Britney when I challenged him, he gets to name the place. I only suggested my island 'cause I know it's a good place. If he can wait for me to get there, I will come to him.
P.S. Belly-to-back suplexes really don't work in real life. You guys are starting to sound really desperate to eke (look it up) some macho out of this conversation.
Drzsmith, where do you live again? England, or something? I ask because I have some buddies who might be heading that way sometime soon, and maybe I can hitch a ride. I guess that would be better than having you travel needlessly. And I have always wanted to see the British Isles.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Three posts in a row. It's a sickness.
Drzsmith, where do you live again? England, or something? I ask because I have some buddies who might be heading that way sometime soon, and maybe I can hitch a ride. I guess that would be better than having you travel needlessly. And I have always wanted to see the British Isles.
No dick boy,I`m the Brit not Doc! You`ll have trouble seeing the British isles with two black eyes though!
Can you blame me? You guys all sound exactly alike. You're like the Borg. And not the cool Next Generation Borg. No, you guys are lamer Voyager Borg, without even Seven of Nine.
Aside from the fact that threatening someone with violence by way of the internet might be a criminal offence, may I suggest, as someone who has travelled down this rocky and precarious path before himself, that you just take the ribbing in good humour?
Having some grace and style in the face of teasing is much more admirable than picking a fight, which, as we all know, is just extraordinarily unlikely to happen and at the end of the day is just pissing in the wind.
Besides, bsams and co. are expert at stirring - I ought to know, they had me on the stovetop for several months about a year or so ago, and I got char-grilled - and the more you buy into the game the sillier you look.
I'm posting this here, rather than e-mailing you, so the guys will know that if you do an about-face, it means that:
1. you're not a wanker who can't take a joke and some stirring (and again I remind you that I was such a person once, and really, its a bad look); and
2. you haven't backed down, you've just re-considered your position in light of some well-meant advice, and decided to loosen up and join in on some fun.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Dude, the gloves weren't exactly for my benefit ... but if you want bare-knuckles, anything goes ... hey, have it your way.
And I'm glad you're not a complete wimp. I already feel like kind of a bully, but I figure you guys started this, so I can live with it.
Still, since you were the one that made the challenge, the rules say that I get to pick the time, place and weapons. I chose boxing gloves for your safety and my peace of mind, but I can be flexible on that point if you insist, and I'll be as flexible as you need as far as time goes, but the least you can do since you made the challenge is to come to me. Otherwise, you really shouldn't have made the challenge.
Like I told Britney when I challenged him, he gets to name the place. I only suggested my island 'cause I know it's a good place. If he can wait for me to get there, I will come to him.
P.S. Belly-to-back suplexes really don't work in real life. You guys are starting to sound really desperate to eke (look it up) some macho out of this conversation.
P.S. Any suplex works in real life,you just wouldnt know cause the only fight you've ever been in was a fight over the last cock in the gloryhole. By the by,wheres that blubbery assed Kassandra? Havent seen her in awhile?
quote:Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Still, since you were the one that made the challenge, the rules say that I get to pick the time, place and weapons.
The rules? Earth to Jack.....earth to Jack.....
You know the rules,they state that Jack will only threaten behind his parents computer screen. You see,thats where Jack is Superman and Big Fat Kassandra is Wonder Woman. And they can battle the evil doers.The rules of Fantasy (Orcas) Island!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Three posts in a row. It's a sickness.
Drzsmith, where do you live again? England, or something? I ask because I have some buddies who might be heading that way sometime soon, and maybe I can hitch a ride. I guess that would be better than having you travel needlessly. And I have always wanted to see the British Isles.
Quit leaching off your parents,friends,the government,get out of the basement and get a job. Then you can afford your own imaginary ticket to England.
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