quote:Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Still, since you were the one that made the challenge, the rules say that I get to pick the time, place and weapons.
The rules? Earth to Jack.....earth to Jack.....
You know the rules,they state that Jack will only threaten behind his parents computer screen. You see,thats where Jack is Superman and Big Fat Kassandra is Wonder Woman. And they can battle the evil doers.The rules of Fantasy (Orcas) Island!
I was gonna do the ole lockdown,but I really dont think Jack is worth the effort! Anyone who thinks there are rules to a brawl,& that an argument on the net will ever actually lead to a real life confrontation,isnt worth the sweat off my balls!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Dude, the gloves weren't exactly for my benefit ... but if you want bare-knuckles, anything goes ... hey, have it your way.
And I'm glad you're not a complete wimp. I already feel like kind of a bully, but I figure you guys started this, so I can live with it.
Still, since you were the one that made the challenge, the rules say that I get to pick the time, place and weapons. I chose boxing gloves for your safety and my peace of mind, but I can be flexible on that point if you insist, and I'll be as flexible as you need as far as time goes, but the least you can do since you made the challenge is to come to me. Otherwise, you really shouldn't have made the challenge.
Like I told Britney when I challenged him, he gets to name the place. I only suggested my island 'cause I know it's a good place. If he can wait for me to get there, I will come to him.
P.S. Belly-to-back suplexes really don't work in real life. You guys are starting to sound really desperate to eke (look it up) some macho out of this conversation.
quote:Originally posted by Lor: *yawn*
Oh, I'm sorry, where you sayng something?
Your poor attempt at male dominance was boreing me.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Three posts in a row. It's a sickness.
Drzsmith, where do you live again? England, or something? I ask because I have some buddies who might be heading that way sometime soon, and maybe I can hitch a ride. I guess that would be better than having you travel needlessly. And I have always wanted to see the British Isles.
Quit leaching off your parents,friends,the government,get out of the basement and get a job. Then you can afford your own imaginary ticket to England.
He cant "Shrub" prevents him from getting any employment! Its a CONSPIRACY!
Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Little Death! Condolences! The bums lost! ...My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose-- do you hear me, Jack? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
No, you know the Phantom comic book? Was turned into a movie with Billy Zane, Catherine Zet-Jones as the bad girl (pre-famous). Phantom is The Ghost Who Walks, beats up poachers and pirates in Africa and people like that. Has two rings (never constipated). One ring has a skull on it and the other has a...funny looking logo. He has guns, but never actually shot someone dead.
The Phantom would be beating up some smugglers and the caption would be, "Old Jungle Saying, "Ghost Who Walks has courage of lioness with cubs" or something equally lame.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Three posts in a row. It's a sickness.
Drzsmith, where do you live again? England, or something? I ask because I have some buddies who might be heading that way sometime soon, and maybe I can hitch a ride. I guess that would be better than having you travel needlessly. And I have always wanted to see the British Isles.
Quit leaching off your parents,friends,the government,get out of the basement and get a job. Then you can afford your own imaginary ticket to England.
He cant "Shrub" prevents him from getting any employment! Its a CONSPIRACY!
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