Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death Ah, so I'm not picking on some two-hundred-pounds-or-less little wuss? Cool.(No he weighs 202 pounds!)
A serious challenge, then. We'll have to make it fairly open-ended, since the odds are against us being anywhere near each other ... but y'never know.(This all depends on which planet you live on!)
Since I'm making the challenge, Britney, I suppose form demands that you get to choose the arena. Bare fists? Gloves? It's up to you.(I can see so many sexual conotations here,bare fists or gloves,hmmmm sounds likean anal probing to me! bsams is always up for that!)
C'mon. I've been itching for a real, hands-on fight for months, and it sounds as though you'd be the perfect guy to help me out with that itch. And we'll do it the right way, too. Civilized. No stabbing each other in the back, no sneaking up in the dark ... just two guys dealing with their crap like guys.(That itching will probably be the crabs! But since when is fighting in any shape or form classed as civilised?)
A duel. If it's the only way to demonstrate to you just how cool you're not -- and it seems clear that it is -- I'm eager and willing. Nothing wrong with giving or taking an honest beating.(You like taking beatings? Sounds a bit kinky to me!)
S'up to you. Sure, it might seem a little strange, and even a bit childish, but we're both grown men, right?(Are you really,coulda fooled me!) We have the right to settle our differences in such a way, if we're both agreeable. And if you're not the sort of guy that can handle that kind of thing, you should've shut up well before saying I'm a child molester.(I didnt see him call YOU anything,are you the only Jack in this world? did you not notice allan1`s point that it was a movie quote?)
One way or another, it would do us all some good, I think.(Only good I can see is if you just shut the fuck up & grow the fuck up!)
What do you say?(Well I say the only reason you are making these threats is cause you are on the net & not in the real world,its easy to be a big man on here isnt it you idiot!)
quote:Originally posted by kassandra: watch it, little boy. one phone call and i can have you and your paltry lot in tijuana by nightfall. i'm sure you'd all be quite popular with the local hombres, especially when mr. sniffy shorts' affinity for anonymous truckers becomes well known. deportation is such a lovely thing. :)
Is someone going to Tijuana,if so take me with you,I used to know this little whore down there I wanna see again,dude she could suck start a lawnmower and you should see how she picks up quarters.
Orcas Island, where I'm currently sitting and typing, is off the coast of Washington, just east of the southern tip of Vancouver Island. It's a horseshoe-shaped little speck. You can find it on a big enough map.
I wouldn't suggest it as the best place to meet, since that puts way too much responsibility off my shoulders, and gives me an unfair advantage -- but at the same time, I can recommend it as a place where the cops won't interfere if we don't want them to.
If you do decide to come to Orcas Island, Britney, I recommend another tradition -- that of the "second." I suggest this for two reasons: 1) It's a bad idea for stupid people to travel alone; 2) You'll want someone to read the ferry schedule for you.
To answer your actual question, Nowhereman ... I never said I was civilized.
This does strike me as a preferable alternative to dropping bombs on little kids, though ... another idea that Britney has championed. Nobody else gets hurt this way. It may be childish, but it's just two guys being childish, and not two countries. It's a form of childishness that I can live with.
And let's remember that Britney is the one that talked smack here, originally. Now he gets to live with the consequences. He can either apologize ... or he can accept my challenge and take a beating like a man ... or he can decline and admit his punk-ass bitchness to the world by default.
I think we've both accepted Drzsmith as a facilitator, right?
[ 07-17-2002, 06:14 AM: Message edited by: Jack, the Little Death ]
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Orcas Island, where I'm currently sitting and typing, is off the coast of Washington, just east of the southern tip of Vancouver Island. It's a horseshoe-shaped little speck. You can find it on a big enough map.
I wouldn't suggest it as the best place to meet, since that puts way too much responsibility off my shoulders, and gives me an unfair advantage -- but at the same time, I can recommend it as a place where the cops won't interfere if we don't want them to.
If you do decide to come to Orcas Island, Britney, I recommend another tradition -- that of the "second." I suggest this for two reasons: 1) It's a bad idea for stupid people to travel alone; 2) You'll want someone to read the ferry schedule for you.
To answer your actual question, Nowhereman ... I never said I was civilized.
This does strike me as a preferable alternative to dropping bombs on little kids, though ... another idea that Britney has championed. Nobody else gets hurt this way. It may be childish, but it's just two guys being childish, and not two countries. It's a form of childishness that I can live with.
And let's remember that Britney is the one that talked smack here, originally. Now he gets to live with the consequences. He can either apologize ... or he can accept my challenge and take a beating like a man ... or he can decline and admit his punk-ass bitchness to the world by default.
I think we've both accepted Drzsmith as a facilitator, right?
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: C'mon. I know some of you guys would love to be able to take a shot at me. This is your big chance to live vicariously through Britney.
What, no jokes? No unfunny references to washed-up TV stars? No casual ridicule? I sense tension, kids.
Maybe it's just different for you guys when you aren't picking on a girl?
Why bother taking a shot at you,you do such a good job of it yourself!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: C'mon. I know some of you guys would love to be able to take a shot at me. This is your big chance to live vicariously through Britney.
What, no jokes? No unfunny references to washed-up TV stars? No casual ridicule? I sense tension, kids.
Maybe it's just different for you guys when you aren't picking on a girl?
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
Streetfighter II was a favorite of mine when I was in highschool. At lunchtime, we'd run down to the only convenience store on the island, which had the only video games on the island, one of which was Streetfighter II. I was the champ for about a year, and Ryu was my favorite character. He just seemed so me. And he looked like me. These are important things to a teenager.
Then I stopped playing, and some junior high kid took my title. I was never able to regain it. Past the age of eighteen, I seemed to lose all ability to play fighting games. Maybe it had something to do with getting into real fights, I dunno.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Maybe it had something to do with getting into real fights, I dunno.
Yes, because you are a fighter. Not to be messed with. You can fight. You get in real fights. Something that I learned a long time ago. Those who can fight never talk about it, they don't need to. They are confident in their abilities. Those with small penises often spin large yarns to make up the difference.
Ooooh,I cant play SF2 well anymore cause I can really fight! Well I have always been shit at fighting games so I must be double hard! What a crock of shit! How the hell can you equate one to the other? You really need to get a reality check!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Maybe it had something to do with getting into real fights, I dunno.
Yes, because you are a fighter. Not to be messed with. You can fight. You get in real fights. Something that I learned a long time ago. Those who can fight never talk about it, they don't need to. They are confident in their abilities. Those with small penises often spin large yarns to make up the difference.
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