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This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.
You are, in short, cowards.
You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.
You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.
About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted. I tried to explain to him that even the worst of us aren't really cowards, not at heart. I said that even a Republican, Shrub-kissing moron at least has the guts to risk a broken nose rather than just cheering on the deaths of innocent people a few continents away.
Oh, well. Take heart, Britney. You cost me five bucks.
[ 08-03-2002, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Jack, the Little Death ]
It was probably Speedy. Your reply was a HUGE letdown. Your wrong about one thing,we did accomplish something. We got rid of that bloated Orca Kassandra and we've limited you to making one or two boring posts a week.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.
You are, in short, cowards.
You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.
You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.
About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted. I tried to explain to him that even the worst of us aren't really cowards, not at heart. I said that even a Republican, Shrub-kissing moron at least has the guts to risk a broken nose rather than just cheering on the deaths of innocent people a few continents away.
Oh, well. Take heart, Britney. You cost me five bucks.
Hey...you can come to my house & kick my ass....I'd like it you big stud.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted.
....i can see someone having this converstion,
Jack -"I bet you my friend that if I challenge someone in America to a fight, they will accept!"
Friend-"You are on buddy!"
,.....i spit my beer out my nose when i read this bs, do you reread before you hit the submit button?
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.
You are, in short, cowards.
You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.
You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.
quote:Originally posted by Drzsmith: It was probably Speedy. Your reply was a HUGE letdown. Your wrong about one thing,we did accomplish something. We got rid of that bloated Orca Kassandra and we've limited you to making one or two boring posts a week.
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.
You are, in short, cowards.
You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.
You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.
About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted. I tried to explain to him that even the worst of us aren't really cowards, not at heart. I said that even a Republican, Shrub-kissing moron at least has the guts to risk a broken nose rather than just cheering on the deaths of innocent people a few continents away.
Oh, well. Take heart, Britney. You cost me five bucks.
Heeheehee!!!!!!!
Jack. Oh, Jack. Why are you obsessing with the Nature Boys? Go out into the sunlight and find yourself a nice girl or a nice guy (Allan1 seems to be available if you swing that way.) and get yourself a LIFE! There is so much wrong with the post quoted that I truly fear for your mental stability. First off, us Nature Boys are an international conspiracy of fun-loving scondrels and to group us as one nationality shows your stupidity and predeliction towards grouping that which you can't understand under an umbrella arrangement that makes those little hamsters turn that little wheel inside your head until they fall gasping for breath. And Gob knows those hamsters have no business churning those wheels in your head. They belong up your ass! Ta-ta! I'll let you know the second thing wrong with your post soon. Right now I got to go cower behind a girl scout!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Big Cock Weasel: This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.
You are, in short, cowards.
You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.
You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.
About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted. I tried to explain to him that even the worst of us aren't really cowards, not at heart. I said that even a Republican, Shrub-kissing moron at least has the guts to risk a broken nose rather than just cheering on the deaths of innocent people a few continents away.
Oh, well. Take heart, Britney. You cost me five bucks.
Ok lemme try to reply to this without pissing myself with laughter! Firstly,you say you were invited to join us but cant remember the name,sounds like a kinda non-commital comment as you dont wanna pick a name & be shot down cause no-one actually did invite you!
Secondly the conversation you had with your friend is a little strange anyway,but your solution reeks of cowardice or stupidity (probably both)! Now if I had entered into that bet (and no way would I even bother),I woulda walked up to a person in real life & challenged them,not posted on the net knowing full well that the chances of the fight actually taking place,were slim! Sounds like someone did not really want to get into a fight to me! Also this now would suggest that this whole confronttion was premeditated on your part,and would explain your ability to not listen to reason when Allan pointed out the fact bsams was merely quotin a movie,& not taking a pop at you!
It`s easy to call people cowards & other such insults from behind a computer screen,but I`m betting in real life that you are the coward here,& I have serious doubts that you have any friends which makes the conversation you had,seem a bit strange (whats the betting your friend is in your head)!
Last but not least,my challenge still stands,if you can get your arse over here!(I wont be holding my breath)
Jack,you are excrement on the bottom of my shoe just ready to be scraped off! You really are a pathetic little prick!
quote:Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.
I remember that. It was YOTB. You weren't really asked to play, IIRC, I think you stumbled in on a catfight with Dumas, and you realised that there were more NBs than you thought.
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You are, in short, cowards.
You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.
You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.
About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted. I tried to explain to him that even the worst of us aren't really cowards, not at heart. I said that even a Republican, Shrub-kissing moron at least has the guts to risk a broken nose rather than just cheering on the deaths of innocent people a few continents away.
Oh, well. Take heart, Britney. You cost me five bucks.
Something tells me you didn't read my post back on page 12.
It just happens that about a month ago, I was talking (talking like making sounds with my mouth, not typing in a keyboard) to a male buddy of mine (I have to specify that it was a guy, because I also know some people from the other sex... "women", they are called... they're like men except they have breasts and stuff... and the arses are a lot sweeter. They're very nice, but I'm sure you'd rather stay in male company), and I conveniently bet him 5 bucks that I could find the person filled with more shit in the whole world... And now, thanks to you, I've won 5 bucks! Thanks a lot!
I bet the closest thing to a real fight Jack's ever been is posting here! I bet the closest thing to sex he'll ever had is flirting with kassandra over then net!
Internet Gadflies Receive Death Threats via E-mail The FBI is investigating online death threats against two Internet gadflies who've been locked in a bitter legal battle for years with their former Palo Alto company over their own inflammatory Web postings. In a strange twist to an already heated cyberspace conflict, investigators expect to file charges against the author of several months' worth of threatening e-mails and message-board postings directed at Los Altos residents Mary Day and Michael Delfino, according to federal law enforcement officials. Read the article: SiliconValley.com @ http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/news/local/3782234.htm
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