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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
This is why I didn't want to be a Nature Boy about a year ago, when one of you guys (I forget who it was -- you all kind of blur together in my mind) asked if I wanted to play. It's because you guys are pretty much useless. You're worse than useless, actually. You pick fights for other people, but you take no risks yourselves.

You are, in short, cowards.

You aren't funny cowards, or creative cowards, or clever cowards. You're just cowards.

You'll tear up my post, but you won't say anything interesting. You'll just blather on, mindlessly, as you always do, and then you'll pat yourselves on the back for it. You'll continue your little circle-jerk of stupidity, because it's easier than actually doing anything.

About a month ago, I was arguing with this buddy of mine who said that Americans were all wusses, that we're Paper Tigers, that we're all talk. All bark, no bite. So I bet him five bucks, and said that if I challenged someone in America to a fight, the offer would be accepted. I tried to explain to him that even the worst of us aren't really cowards, not at heart. I said that even a Republican, Shrub-kissing moron at least has the guts to risk a broken nose rather than just cheering on the deaths of innocent people a few continents away.

Oh, well. Take heart, Britney. You cost me five bucks.
Hey...you can come to my house & kick my ass....I'd like it you big stud. [humina humina]