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Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death:
Orcas Island, where I'm currently sitting and typing, is off the coast of Washington, just east of the southern tip of Vancouver Island. It's a horseshoe-shaped little speck. You can find it on a big enough map.

I wouldn't suggest it as the best place to meet, since that puts way too much responsibility off my shoulders, and gives me an unfair advantage -- but at the same time, I can recommend it as a place where the cops won't interfere if we don't want them to.

If you do decide to come to Orcas Island, Britney, I recommend another tradition -- that of the "second." I suggest this for two reasons: 1) It's a bad idea for stupid people to travel alone; 2) You'll want someone to read the ferry schedule for you.

To answer your actual question, Nowhereman ... I never said I was civilized.

This does strike me as a preferable alternative to dropping bombs on little kids, though ... another idea that Britney has championed. Nobody else gets hurt this way. It may be childish, but it's just two guys being childish, and not two countries. It's a form of childishness that I can live with.

And let's remember that Britney is the one that talked smack here, originally. Now he gets to live with the consequences. He can either apologize ... or he can accept my challenge and take a beating like a man ... or he can decline and admit his punk-ass bitchness to the world by default.

I think we've both accepted Drzsmith as a facilitator, right?

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