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He eats the stew of frustration that results from being tarred as "completely un-Hasselhoff".
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Son, you'd better be wearing a suit made of oyster shells, if you plan on crossing Gene Shalit.
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No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't bring himself to pick up that napkin. ...Not again.
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Betty's life wasn't all honey and cockfights.
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Wing-tips are the kicks of choice for men who are expertly acquainted with all things tapir.
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Wanda could have slapped him four more times, too, but, damn it all, she had to pee.
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These five fingers represent the levels of hunger that you're going to ascend as you watch me eat this poppadom.
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She had to be informed, in politest manner possible, that she might be better suited to seek supplemental retirement income as a Wal-Mart greeter than by offering herself as the "two-dollar special" on the same corner where LeRoy's girls worked.
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Time flies when you're verbally abusing another man's ostrich.
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When I drop the sippy cup, unleash Hell.
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CrawfordCrow celebrated his birthday by consuming all of Mount Everest. When asked how it tasted, he said " It was like a huge ice cream cake! Yum!!!"
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Once Ethel saw the trick behind it, she lost all fascination with neurosurgery.
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I tried at great length to explain that it wasn't really possible for rhubarb to be smug. ...But, you know him... always spoiling for a fight.
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Don't you hate it when the cow trips over the aspirin and knocks all he groceries over?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Geez Timmy, did someone take a whiz all over your cornflakes or what? Is it PMS? You certainly seem a bit... Uhmm. antagonistic. Honestly, you can't get all "oooh sarcasm" on Jason, when you started with the 825 members comment. Unless of course there really are 825 members, and you would like to name them.
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The turtle waited in the dark with ninja-like readiness.
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George Bush told the truth, then transformed into a rocket and flew away into the night sky.
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Nothing clears a room faster than a merchant banker with a fascination for rolled oats.
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The bacon reverted back into a pig, then sang "Enter Sandman" by Metallica.
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The ice exploded from the volcano, freezing everything in it's path.
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Supporting... cast... taking... over... story... Trying... to... get... story... back... on... track... Please... bear... with... me.......
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Madge fought off the lampreys, but it was too late... the atmosphere of her tea party was hopelessly tainted, now.
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Superman went on strike , demanding equal rights for all comic book characters.
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I am Barrister Samson.S.Keneth an Attorney at law, andthe Personal lawyer to Engineer W.A.Dressner,a foreigncitizen who used to work as research and productiontechnology in Shell oil company of Togo,Hereinaftershall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April,2002,my client,his wife and theirtwo children were involved in a car accident alongKarra-Sokode expressway while arriving from a Holidayto Lome.All occupants of the vehicle unfortunatelylost their lives. Since then,I have made severalinquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client’sextended relatives and this has also provedunsuccessful.I am contacting you to assist in claimingthe sum of US$7.5 million in cash, which the deceaseddeposited with a Security Company in HOLLAND forsafekeeping.
The Security Company in HOLLAND has issued me a noticeto provide the next of kin of my late client or havethe deposit with them declared an "bandonedProperty"through the laid down legal procedures withinone Month.Since I have been unsuccessful in locatingthe relatives for over one year now,I therefore,seekyour consent to present you asthe next of kin of thedeceased since you have the same last name so that theproceed of this deposit valued at US$7.5 million canbe released to you, and I and you can share the moneyat an agreed proportion.
You will be required to open a non-residence Bankaccount in HOLLAND where you will pay in the moneywhen it is released to you by the Security Company.Upon your acceptance to this proposal,the informationof the Security Company will be furnished to you sothat you establish a contact with them and inform themof your readiness to come and claim the deposit withthem.
Every information relating to the deposit will begiven to you which you shall use to identify yourselfas the next of kin of my late client.Please contact meeither through my emailfor more details.
Yours,Sincerely
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The Rosetta Stone was discovered to have a string on the back of it that, when pulled, said "Get me a soda, Bitch!" in 42 different languages.
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This whole mess could have been easily avoided, if only Roland hadn't sucker-punched the mayor's wife, instead of giving his Arbor Day speech.
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The 4 year old Doctor sighed; he had several more patients to see before nap time.
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Stamps were now free, but envelopes could only be obtained with 1,000 box tops from Fruity Pebbles cereal.
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Some people live life to its fullest; others draw smiley faces-with-tongues at the end of notes.
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Anything worthwhile in life can be stuffed in a small paper bag and burned, if the authorities arrive.
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The spider smoked a cigar after it got it's third home run of the game.
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And that President was called "Hoover". ...Because he was so very good at fellatio.
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Emily played, and sang " Wish You Were Here" while Arnold Layne flew to the Dark Side Of The Moon in his 1967 Impala super sport, which was capable of Insterstellar Overdrive.
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"Make you naked like me. Kiss your pussy," Batgirl mumbled in response as she kneeled before Catwoman to remove her bra and panties. Turning her around, Batgirl placed two warm kisses on Catwoman's well formed buttocks. Then, with only an instant hesitation, Batgirl swiveled her new charge around and placed a warm, loving, wet kiss on her full, pouting pussy lips. Catwoman groaned now in wild abandon as she drew the younger woman upwards to her. Pulling her tight, at woman embraced Batgirl and removed her own mask and then Batgirl's. Looking longingly into her eyes, Catwoman opened her mouth and enveloped the younger girl's mouth into her own.
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The Beatles couldn't get a hit record, so they disbanded and all became encyclopedia salesmen.
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Pseudomonas chlororaphis is a bacteria used as a soil innoculant in agriculture and horticulture.
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Typical of their regional differences, she called them johnnycakes, while he called them trespassers. Either way, they ended up eating them with butter and honey.
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"It was definitely a mob hit." said the match stick to the LL Bean winter catalogue.
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Carol's imaginary friend killed her, and then drove off in Carol's Porsche Boxter.
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