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Silky Johnson said:
Ladies and gentlemen, let us all applaud the master detective. Clearly, an intelligent person like Crow would make an alt with such obvious connections to himself, such as a "Horseman" reference and a constant coexistance in threads.

Nevermind the small fact that Crow has mentioned that Scratch is his buddy, a fact which seems to be bolstered when visiting his MySpace page (through the link in his sig) and discovering a gentleman named Scratch at the top of his Top Friends list. ...Also nevermind the fact that in in Crow and Scratch's profile, you can find pics of the both of them together.

And I don't mean "together" in the sense that myself and your mama were together in a Denny's bathroom, all those years ago.

No, I have a feeling that if someone like Crow made an alt, it would be considerably smarter than the offspring of that unfortunate union.





Ignoring The Doctor's weak and sad attempt to bring the dirrrty South (emphasis on "dirrrty") to this hatin' party, what the hell happened to Silky Johnson? Once the premier hater in all the land, once the former Hater Of The Year, now he's reduced to frequenting Myspace and using smilies? Is Silky Johnson dating, and inevitably disappointing, Elisa? Have you found God, Silky? Or did you find a brand of panties that snugly fit your bony ass?

Silky, I recommend that you get in touch with your inner hater. Remember just how much of a disappointment you are to the women you ply with rufies and the uncle who still finds time to diddle you. Remember how so many of us eat at the finest buffets while yo' broke ass scrounges for stale doughnuts and muffins, ever hopeful of the rare and elusive carrot cake muffin. Remember the times when the woman you called "mama" fed you with a slingshot while getting railed from behind by the myriad men you called "daddy" on any given day. Remember these things and get back to hatin' the way we KNOW you can hate! Otherwise, I'll slap you around like I'm yo' pimp and steal yo' lunch money, you Brokeback Hater!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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