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Silky Johnson said:
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Prometheus said:

...how the hell did I end up in this?




Good lord, I'm being addressed by Prometheus, the man who makes Tony Randall look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

If I don't make eye contact, maybe he'll go back to dusting the Graemlins or one of his many other OCD rituals, and not corner me with his chain-smoking, coffee-house intellectual take on the topic de jour. I can only hope that the lady who took his unfortunate hand is as deaf as the ears that greet Beardguy's cries for attention.

I hate you, Prometheus! I hate you because you managed to get such a beautiful wife, even though you wear a toupee of your own combed-up neck hairs.



And still Silky maintains his status of "Best Alt Ever"!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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