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On Wednesday night I went out with a bunch of work colleagues and got totally rat arsed! Basically we just wanted to have a little fun, and normally I'd drink anyone under the table. I dont actually remember half the night as I downed so many evil spirits in about ten minutes, that my brain turned off, and my stomach turned on. I was throwing up all of the place & even pass out in my own vomit! I was finally carried out by my friends & the bouncers, who had to lift the table out of the way as nobody could actually lift me otherwise! What killed me is this. In the forst hour I had two pints of lager, then followed this with a double Jack Daniels! Had I continued like this, I would have been fine, butttttttt..... I went to the bar to buy another double JD, and the rather lovely young bar maid dared me to down it in one! Deciding to take the dare I purchased two doubles, one to down there & then, and one to take back to my table! So down the first one I did, but then she dared me to down the other as well. I told her that I would only do it if I got a kiss........whichshe gave me, then down went the second double! I then walked back to the table where a shot was waiting for me, and down that went too! Then, a guy who I know suggested buying a white rum called Arabian Facebuster! I went to the bar & ordered 8 doubles of that. When I returned to the table, I realised I only needed seven, so I downed two of those! Now this was some heavy drinking, but what made it worse was the Facebuster was something like 88% alcohol or something equally lethal! At this point I had to stop myself vomitting, which was probably the biggest mistake I made, as getting it out of my system would have been a lot better for me! Within half an hour I was unconcious, waking only to deposit bile from the devils arse on the table & floor of the bar! I dont suffer hangovers, but my guts were still off til sometime this evening! A three day recovery has gotta be my best ever! Friends Happy friends Chicks dig adrunk Are you my new friends............lunch I'll rip his tongue off later Drunk I heard a rumour there is a picture of me in my sleeping pool of vomit glory somewhere out there. If I find it, I will share it!
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I'll rip his tongue off later
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duh.
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It's still an impressive display of fortitude. Or something.
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You couldn't even make it to the bathroom to yak? Damn. Is puking in bars pretty normal in Wales? And, leave the Jack alone, man. JD is the devil! Especially if you mix it with a White Russian (Gah! Makes me nauseous just thinking about it!)... 
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This thread reminds me a lot of my college drinking days. Like the time I tried to drink an entire bottle of MD 20 20. I made it to two thirds of the bottle. The next day I was told of my mis - adventures while drunk. That was the first and last time I ever did that! 
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This makes me recall my days of Mad Dog,warm summer nights and hot women.
Most of that w as not true however,that's how I want to remember it.
There as a summer when I drank a lot of MD.That stuff would fuck you up!
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On Wednesday night I went out with a bunch of work colleagues and got totally rat arsed!
Basically we just wanted to have a little fun, and normally I'd drink anyone under the table.
I dont actually remember half the night as I downed so many evil spirits in about ten minutes, that my brain turned off, and my stomach turned on.
I was throwing up all of the place & even pass out in my own vomit!
I was finally carried out by my friends & the bouncers, who had to lift the table out of the way as nobody could actually lift me otherwise!
What killed me is this.
In the forst hour I had two pints of lager, then followed this with a double Jack Daniels!
Had I continued like this, I would have been fine, butttttttt.....
I went to the bar to buy another double JD, and the rather lovely young bar maid dared me to down it in one!
Deciding to take the dare I purchased two doubles, one to down there & then, and one to take back to my table!
So down the first one I did, but then she dared me to down the other as well.
I told her that I would only do it if I got a kiss........whichshe gave me, then down went the second double!
I then walked back to the table where a shot was waiting for me, and down that went too!
Then, a guy who I know suggested buying a white rum called Arabian Facebuster!
I went to the bar & ordered 8 doubles of that.
When I returned to the table, I realised I only needed seven, so I downed two of those!
Now this was some heavy drinking, but what made it worse was the Facebuster was something like 88% alcohol or something equally lethal!
At this point I had to stop myself vomitting, which was probably the biggest mistake I made, as getting it out of my system would have been a lot better for me!
Within half an hour I was unconcious, waking only to deposit bile from the devils arse on the table & floor of the bar!
I dont suffer hangovers, but my guts were still off til sometime this evening!
A three day recovery has gotta be my best ever!
Friends
Happy friends
Chicks dig adrunk
Are you my new friends............lunch
I'll rip his tongue off later
Drunk
I heard a rumour there is a picture of me in my sleeping pool of vomit glory somewhere out there. If I find it, I will share it!
bah! tricked into reading rob's blog!
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Dont be so silly bsams, there are women in the pictures!
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and you paid them how much?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Oh Sneaky, they are what we call friends, human friends!
Its not my fault the closest thing you have to a friend is a beached whale!
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 sorry for fucking freeing willie.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You just freed the wrong willie!
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uschi wasn't around to let me unzip her pants!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You are not that strong anyway!!
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Dont be so silly bsams, there are women in the pictures!
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I'll rip his tongue off later
just how bad was the hangover?
(or... i guess... good, in your case)
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And once again Rob focuses on a picture with only men in it!
Poor little gay Robert!
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Ugh. I didn't puke or reach a 3-Day Recovery state, but I'm in the midst of one hell of a day after. I've drank about three gallons of water, and I still feel like I got hit by a truck. ...All in all, a successful evening! 
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Just a quick question as I know lager/beer tends to have a lower alcohol % in the USA than its Euro counterparts.
Are spirits the same?
For instance, what is the alcohol % of Jack Daniels in the USA?
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A couple years back, they reduced the regular black-label Jack to 40% from 43%. I think it was so that it could be sold in States where they have a 40% limit.
...Unlike the one I live in, thankfully. Although, the strongest liquor they sell here in Washington State is 151 proof (75.5%). Over in Montana, you can get the 190 proof (95%) Everclear. I've got a couple of bottles on-hand, just in case I need to sterilize my gastrointestinal tract.
And, the beer... yeah, the big breweries tend to make lower alcohol beers than overseas, but our microbrews run the gamut from light to barleywine-strength.
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most common brandname liquors are 40%, save a few. jose quervo is 40, mr daniels is a solid 40. cap'n morgans i just found out this weekend is 35%, not 40. i dunno if thats a recent change or not.
everclear, like the craw said, is 190 proof -- 95% alcohol, god love it. thats where most of my nights are lost to.
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Jack is still 43% over here!
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Jack is still 43% over here!
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Funny thing is, I just checked an old empty bottle I still have and it says 40%.
From memory, the 43% bottle was bought here and the 40% bottle in France, which surprises me!
I thought it would be the same right across Europe as I didnt think there were laws against alcohol % in most big Euro countries.
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those girls are fugly.
yowza
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Jack is still 43% over here!
those are our 3%!!
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Funny thing is, I just checked an old empty bottle I still have and it says 40%.
From memory, the 43% bottle was bought here and the 40% bottle in France, which surprises me!
I thought it would be the same right across Europe as I didnt think there were laws against alcohol % in most big Euro countries.
i really don't get why there's a difference. is that extree 3% really that bigga deal that they have to change it across state/country lines? seems so insignificant.
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Jack is still 43% over here!
those are our 3%!!
Well-played, Rober'.
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those girls are fugly.
At least I have female friends shit dick!
Closest you'll ever come to a pussy is when you kiss a mirror!
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those girls are fugly.
At least I have female friends shit dick!
Closest you'll ever come to a pussy is when you kiss a mirror!
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those girls are fugly.
And hopelessly out of your league. A girl with four legs, a choke chain, and an ability to hear a can of food being opened two blocks away would be your best bet.
...Or, failing that, there's always Pariah.
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