Cider-Man Cider-Man
Drinks whatever a barfly can
Downs a shot any kind
when hes buzzed he dont mind
Look out there pukes the Cider-Man
Is he drunk? Listen Pud
Hes got hundred proof in his blood
Can he chug from a keg
Take a look you big SMEG!
Hey there there pees the Cider Man
During Happy Hour
He likes to make pals
with his scamming power
drinks free like the gals
Cider-Man Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood CiderMan
Wealth and fames hes ignored
pints of beer his reward
To him life is another loose round
wherever theres a booze hound
Youll find the Cider-Man
