Dammit, Chewy! You've put us in one
hell of a position on this one. Mr. T is
NOT SUPPOSED TO LOSE! The entire reason our generation is so screwed up is because of
Rocky III. And yet, it's Chuck Roundhouse Norris. A man who has to roundhouse kick himself in the face every morning to shave because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris...
is Chuck Norris. This bout can only end in the asplosion of the universe as we know it. And it'll all be your fault.
