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the G-man said:
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Uschi said:
If I was your kid, I'd punish myself.




Oh, c'mon, from what you've said about your mom, how much worse could I be?




I came out of my mother's vagina. I have a sort of affinity for her.

It was, by the way, a quote from the modern "The Little Rascals" movie - the part with Mel Brooks.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"