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They're just a couple of retarded fuck buddies. Hell,even Rex has more brains and class than those two.
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They're just a couple of retarded fuck buddies. Hell,even Rex has more brains and class than those two.
Have you revealed your feelings to Rex?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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When did Joey start hating Joe?
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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Joe should have never tried to move that entertainment center in there.
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Joey's mad because I choked him with my big cock. And because I made a couple harmless jokes at his expense. Joey needs to relax...his attitude and his throat muscles.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joey From Friends said:
They're just a couple of retarded fuck buddies. Hell,even Rex has more brains and class than those two.
You express your inner manlove so well. You should write a book...
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Make it short, then Snarf will definetely read it!
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Joey's mad because I choked him with my big cock. And because I made a couple harmless jokes at his expense. Joey needs to relax...his attitude and his throat muscles.
This party is gonna be OFF the Hook......
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk said:
Ok, you're Mxy.
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Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and
she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let
me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty
bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ...
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants
on, they
ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on
the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa
was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad.
All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock.
Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door.
Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?"
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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Joey From Friends said:
They're just a couple of retarded fuck buddies. Hell,even Rex has more brains and class than those two.
Have you revealed your feelings to Rex?
Rex,is this true? Do you have more brains and class than thease two?
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bostonians and southerners have no class or brains.
Oregonians have it all.
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so hippies have more class than say someone from Arkanas?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of hippies.
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But sock fuckers...do they exist?
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in a land far far away with grown men in tiaras.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I should kill you for that.
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Nowhereman...can you size that for my signature...please.
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Nowhereman said:
I should kill you for that.
Shut up hippie!
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Joe Mama said:
Joey's mad because I choked him with my big cock. And because I made a couple harmless jokes at his expense. Joey needs to relax...his attitude and his throat muscles.
It's all your fault for being a total pudlicker! You and the other ball slurper owe me an apology
How you doin'?
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"amazing!" 
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" Peace, live long and prosper, dudes! "
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Joey From Friends said:
It's all your fault for being a total pudlicker! You and the other ball slurper owe me an apology
Gay...
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Nowhereman...can you size that for my signature...please.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Waste of time!
I did a banner for him.
He put it in his sig last night, and a few hours later, took it out!
Its kinda like what he does with his cock & rex's arse!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Joey From Friends said:
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Joe Mama said:
Joey's mad because I choked him with my big cock. And because I made a couple harmless jokes at his expense. Joey needs to relax...his attitude and his throat muscles.
It's all your fault for being a total pudlicker! You and the other ball slurper owe me an apology
Joey is the new Oakley. Got milk, Joey?
Poor Joey. I'm sorry I refused to let go of your ears as I skull fucked you almost to death, ignoring your gagging and choking. I'm sorry I blasted enough baby gravy into your stomach to distend it and make you look pregnant or like one of those Save The Children babies. I'm sorry I punched you in the belly and then laughed when my man chowder shot out your nose. I'm sorry I punched you in the nose after that and yelled "strawberry shortcake" as your blood mingled with my spooge. I'm sorry I had my way with you and never called you back even though I said I would. I'm sorry you've been crying yourself to sleep ever since. But mostly I'm sorry that you're a thin-skinned, humorless twat. There...how's that?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe is just jealous that Joey hates me twice as much as anyone else.
Just look at his signature!
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Nowhereman said:
Joe is just jealous that Joey hates me twice as much as anyone else.
Just look at his signature!
I see it as a testament to your greatness, Cunt!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I am the Great Cuntkin!
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Joey From Friends said:
It's all your fault for being a total pudlicker! You and the other ball slurper owe me an apology
Gay...
I know you are.
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Joe Mama said:
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Joe Mama said:
Joey's mad because I choked him with my big cock. And because I made a couple harmless jokes at his expense. Joey needs to relax...his attitude and his throat muscles.
It's all your fault for being a total pudlicker! You and the other ball slurper owe me an apology
Joey is the new Oakley. Got milk, Joey?
Poor Joey. I'm sorry I refused to let go of your ears as I skull fucked you almost to death, ignoring your gagging and choking. I'm sorry I blasted enough baby gravy into your stomach to distend it and make you look pregnant or like one of those Save The Children babies. I'm sorry I punched you in the belly and then laughed when my man chowder shot out your nose. I'm sorry I punched you in the nose after that and yelled "strawberry shortcake" as your blood mingled with my spooge. I'm sorry I had my way with you and never called you back even though I said I would. I'm sorry you've been crying yourself to sleep ever since. But mostly I'm sorry that you're a thin-skinned, humorless twat. There...how's that?
I don't want to hear about your date with your mom. I want you and Profageus to apologize to me!
How you doin'?
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