RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Attention: Joey From Friends

Y'mean, this has become something serious???

Cripes.

Let's get a coupl'a things straight here. Sammitch is right about one thing: Pro's a bastard. I know. I'm his dad and I'm damned if I'm gonna claim him as my own.

Y'see what I did there? I took a full shot at Pro. Just like people take a shot at Sammitch occasionally when they call him a chubby chaser. Just like when people make cracks about Sneaky Bunny being blind. Or when Nowhereman calls people "cunt". Everyone here goofs on everyone else. Everyone here takes shots. I take 'em and I get 'em. And y'know what? It's fine - it's the way things are around here.

Now, Joey (note that I'm not making a crack about your name here), you may or may not be taking things seriously. If you're not, then cool; I'll continue to call you gay and you'll respond in kind and life will go on. But if you are taking things seriously, then I suggest you get whatever is wedged up your arse out and take a good long look at the shenanigans that go on around here. No one here is exempt from taking a beating, except maybe Harley (and she has an air of mystery about her and, of course, boobies so no one will mess with her). So perhaps it's not Pro and I who owe you any serious apology but you who need to relax and roll. I don't know you well enough to say "he's cool" or "he's a fucking LOO-SERRR!", but I do know that a few of your posts have strayed into Oakley-feud territory. And, let's face it, no one wants another Oakley feud.