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Dude, I'm just trying to help you out here. Listen, you're wasting your time taking potshots at Joe and Pro. And really anyone else on here. Seriously, you let fly with your best stuff (be that as it may) when they don't give you the warm fuzzies you're looking for, and then you vent your remaining anger by posting a thread about how bad a pet owner Britney Spears is? Do you have some kinda latent masochistic streak or something?
Now I know you're probably thinking I'm jumping in to gang up on you with the other guys. I hate to disappoint you, but that's not my bag. Besides, why would I want to help Joe and Pro? They're bastards! I'm just trying to help you out here and keep you from getting yourself into any deeper shit than you're already in. Seriously, man, don't hurt yourself. Just take it like a... well, take it however you're gonna take it. And then get on with your life. Chances are nobody else is taking this remotely as seriously as you are.
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I agree with Sammitch. Joey, you ought not to dump on people here..it only makes you look bad.
Try and not be so sensitive.. I know it isn't always easy, trust me on this, I know...... but you can do it.
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you ought not to dump on people here..it only makes you look bad.
That's just not true. If done properly, it's pretty much what these boards exist for. Going off on a fucking Oakley style tangent isn't gonna cut it though...
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you ought not to dump on people here..it only makes you look bad.
That's just not true. If done properly, it's pretty much what these boards exist for. Going off on a fucking Oakley style tangent isn't gonna cut it though...
I guess I meant, one ought NOT to just dump.. I mostly only dump back when moi has been dumped upon, though sometimes I just laugh it off.... which is what Joey needs to do sometimes, too.
And one ought to dump back with pinache and style!
Hint : Calling someone a " Big Old Doody - Head " in here just won't cut it!
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Uhhh, Jerry... it's pinache. If you're gonna like switch languages and stuff to sound all edjamacated, you should spell the foreign words right or you'll just end up looking pretentious. Also, try not to brag about reading something that's significantly less than twelve hundred pages.
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Unless said reading resulted in getting play or something. Cuz yeah, that's pretty braggable. I just don't kiss and tell because only Dave Iron shares my taste in women.
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Y'mean, this has become something serious???
Cripes.
Let's get a coupl'a things straight here. Sammitch is right about one thing: Pro's a bastard. I know. I'm his dad and I'm damned if I'm gonna claim him as my own.
Y'see what I did there? I took a full shot at Pro. Just like people take a shot at Sammitch occasionally when they call him a chubby chaser. Just like when people make cracks about Sneaky Bunny being blind. Or when Nowhereman calls people "cunt". Everyone here goofs on everyone else. Everyone here takes shots. I take 'em and I get 'em. And y'know what? It's fine - it's the way things are around here.
Now, Joey (note that I'm not making a crack about your name here), you may or may not be taking things seriously. If you're not, then cool; I'll continue to call you gay and you'll respond in kind and life will go on. But if you are taking things seriously, then I suggest you get whatever is wedged up your arse out and take a good long look at the shenanigans that go on around here. No one here is exempt from taking a beating, except maybe Harley (and she has an air of mystery about her and, of course, boobies so no one will mess with her). So perhaps it's not Pro and I who owe you any serious apology but you who need to relax and roll. I don't know you well enough to say "he's cool" or "he's a fucking LOO-SERRR!", but I do know that a few of your posts have strayed into Oakley-feud territory. And, let's face it, no one wants another Oakley feud.
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Unless said reading resulted in getting play or something. Cuz yeah, that's pretty braggable. I just don't kiss and tell because only Dave Iron shares my taste in women.
Does this mean Pig-Dave has a serious challenge to his title of Board Ass-Swiping Champion?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joey has been a friend of mine for several years and I have to say that Joey has always been a decent like able guy. That is until he post here. Something changes in him when he posts here. Something makes him hostile and confrontational. It's kinda sad really. The Joey I know and the Joey that post here are very different people.
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You new people are so amusing. Joey has a secret that explains his behavior. Do some of you not know the secret origin of Joeyfromfriends?
I didn't pick up that comic. Is it part of Civil War?
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Unless said reading resulted in getting play or something. Cuz yeah, that's pretty braggable. I just don't kiss and tell because only Dave Iron shares my taste in women.
Does this mean Pig-Dave has a serious challenge to his title of Board Ass-Swiping Champion?
It means that Pigdave and myself have a more global reach when it comes to womankind.
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Y'mean, this has become something serious???
Cripes.
This was never anything serious. I made a thread, jubarg picked up on it, then jerry dropped by and decided to be jerry. I doubt anyone takes it any more seriously than the typical oakley meltdown.
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Joey has been a friend of mine for several years and I have to say that Joey has always been a decent like able guy. That is until he post here. Something changes in him when he posts here. Something makes him hostile and confrontational. It's kinda sad really. The Joey I know and the Joey that post here are very different people.
I changed my post. Maybe this will help some of you new people understand Joey.
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Dude, I'm just trying to help you out here. Listen, you're wasting your time taking potshots at Joe and Pro. And really anyone else on here. Seriously, you let fly with your best stuff (be that as it may) when they don't give you the warm fuzzies you're looking for, and then you vent your remaining anger by posting a thread about how bad a pet owner Britney Spears is? Do you have some kinda latent masochistic streak or something?
Now I know you're probably thinking I'm jumping in to gang up on you with the other guys. I hate to disappoint you, but that's not my bag. Besides, why would I want to help Joe and Pro? They're bastards! I'm just trying to help you out here and keep you from getting yourself into any deeper shit than you're already in. Seriously, man, don't hurt yourself. Just take it like a... well, take it however you're gonna take it. And then get on with your life. Chances are nobody else is taking this remotely as seriously as you are.
Put him on the list!
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What?? I thought we settled this crap! Joe and Profageus took some shots at me. Joe did the right thing and apologized and now maybe we can be friends. Now it looks like Captain man Sammitch wants to stir up the hornets nest and take some shots at me! What is your Problem Sammitch? Were you droped on your head a lot when you were a kid?
Beardguy,I'm suprised to see you picking on me. I thought maybe you and I were kindred spirits. I thought maybe you and I liked the same things and maybe we could get together sometime and have a good time. Maybe I was wrong.
Profageus,I'm still waiting for your apology. I will not rest until you give me satisfaction!
How you doin'?
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Profageus,I'm still waiting for your apology. I will not rest until you give me satisfaction!
Sorry dude, I just couldn't keep a straight face through that one.
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Profageus,I'm still waiting for your apology. I will not rest until you give me satisfaction!
I don't kiss on the first date... 
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Wait...
Joey from Friends isn't an alt?
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Joey from Friends isn't an alt?
Oh, isn't he?
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What?? I thought we settled this crap! Joe and Profageus took some shots at me. Joe did the right thing and apologized and now maybe we can be friends. Now it looks like Captain man Sammitch wants to stir up the hornets nest and take some shots at me! What is your Problem Sammitch? Were you droped on your head a lot when you were a kid?
Beardguy,I'm suprised to see you picking on me. I thought maybe you and I were kindred spirits. I thought maybe you and I liked the same things and maybe we could get together sometime and have a good time. Maybe I was wrong.
Profageus,I'm still waiting for your apology. I will not rest until you give me satisfaction!
Yay!
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O R they?
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Wait...
Joey from Friends isn't an alt?
Yes, he is an alt.
I just wish I knew how to get on the guys he likes list!
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I forgot to mention it's Lothar's alt!
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I forgot to mention it's Lothar's alt!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Profageus,I'm still waiting for your apology. I will not rest until you give me satisfaction!
I don't kiss on the first date...
Um...hello? Yes you do.
And Joey does a lot more...that vixen.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Did I say I don't give head on a first date? No, I didn't...
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Did I say I don't give head on a first date? No, I didn't...
My favorite part was when you said you were saving yourself for Mr. Right. Comedy Gold!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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