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We're gonna try something different starting off. I've grouped everyone up into four teams of five.
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Sammitch
Nowhereman
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Beardguy
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Bsams
- PJP
MisterJLA
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Thedoctor
- Harley
SoM
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Jeremy
Rules:
Voting is the same as last year. Your votes will be PM'd to me and you'll post in the thread that you've voted. To avoid people dropping in and out week by week we'll operate on a three strike system.
Whilst seperated into teams the team that completes the task last, fails to complete it or does it incorrectly will vote off one of their own. after we're down to ten people we'll merge the teams together.
while in teams people are welcome to answer/complete the task themselves or dividing it up amoungst the team. it is reccommended that answers are PM'd and then in the thread of tha tweek something is posted stating you've done the task - I.E. 3 out of 10 answers complete.
If you chose to post your answers, i will approve them within the PM you send them in, then go edit your post with some form of message saying so.
Schedule:
I'll attempt to keep to a standard schedule of putting up challenges and voting. starting each week with a new challenge on Thursaday night @ 11:59PM EST.
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Um...way to put the minorities on one fucking team. We have a brown guy, a token asian, two homos...and Harley. I'm appologizing in advance for your loss Harl. 
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well you didn't notice the red team obviously
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Actually....you spread it pretty well, looking at it overall. Ignore the previous ranting.
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We're gonna try something different starting off. I've grouped everyone up into four teams of five.
Teams:
- Rex
Sammitch
Nowhereman
Snarf
Balloon Knot
- Joe Mama
Beardguy
Grimm
Mxy
Bsams
- PJP
MisterJLA
Glacier16
PrincessElisa
Thedoctor
- Harley
SoM
Wednesday
Klinton
Jeremy
Rules:
Voting is the same as last year. Your votes will be PM'd to me and you'll post in the thread that you've voted. To avoid people dropping in and out week by week we'll operate on a three strike system.
Whilst seperated into teams the team that completes the task last, fails to complete it or does it incorrectly will vote off one of their own. after we're down to ten people we'll merge the teams together.
Also while in teams the tasks/challenges will be multi-step. I will post the first step, person A will complete this step, PM person B and me their answer along with posting it containing the question, answer and time posted. Person B will PM me will a screenshot of the PM from person A to recieve their part of the challenge. these steps will be done til the challenge is complete.
Schedule:
Challenges and voting will start at 11:59 PM EST on Thursdays. If the thread is posted before then I will void all submitted answers before the start time and after the end time - 11:59 PM EST on the Friday of the following week.
you have two days to 'plna' with your teams i'll post the first task thursday night.
Damn! This is just like "Color Wars" at camp, where they have half the camp wear a blue arm band, and the other half wears a red arm band! Then we had the competition.
Or maybe it is like a gayer version of Jeopardy! 
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Sneaky, I cannot see what color the team I am on is?
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ask the blind person what color something is....
green
teams will have names soon and hte prize qill be posted.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Thanks Sneaky! I saw no indication of which team was what color until I quoted your message, then I saw the different teams color's ... except I saw no indication of what color team I am one..
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I hope the green, red, or yellow team wins!
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Whats a screenshot, Whats a PM. And where is USCHI!!!!!!
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What the fuck?
How can you put me n BK in the same team as Sockboy & the Whiney Virgin Cunt?
We'd end up killing them if this were real life!
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!
sorry pookie, sweeie, honey lumps
pick whomever you want to swap in for.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Um...way to put the minorities on one fucking team. We have a brown guy, a token asian, two homos...and Harley. I'm appologizing in advance for your loss Harl.
This post just made my day.
Oh, and BTW, I thought something similar too, but I figured that I rounded it out with the whole Puerto Rican angle...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I want to be eaten by a FUCKING shark.
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Um...way to put the minorities on one fucking team. We have a brown guy, a token asian, two homos...and Harley. I'm appologizing in advance for your loss Harl.
This post just made my day.
Oh, and BTW, I thought something similar too, but I figured that I rounded it out with the whole Puerto Rican angle...
every MB needs a UN 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I want to be eaten by a FUCKING shark.
You mean this?
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- Rex
- Sammitch
- Nowhereman
- Snarf
- Balloon Knot
We are just as likely to slaughter each other in horrific, too-gory-for-cable rage as anything else. Ratings boost for sneaky!
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As if you, sockboy & WBVC would survive!
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I wanna be on the not-gay team.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Can we send Beardguy over to the UN group and take Uschi? Or she can have my spot on the roster. Cuz I'm generous like that.
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That rules all of them out, then.
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That rules all of them out, then.
I know, I might have to cry.
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Rename my team "the short bus" and get it over with.
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Teams:
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Rex
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Balloon Knot
- ?
Joe Mama
Beardguy
Grimm
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- The UN
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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My team name is
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Nowhereman Moderator Immoral Wed Jan 10 2007 09:02 PM Reading a post in flat mode
RKMBs Survivor II: Week One
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My team should be called "Cunts!"
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My team should be called "Cunts!"
I agree
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Case in point. But damn, is it entertaining!
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Sneeeeakyyy! HOW can I be on the team of BEARRRDGUY? Anyhow, my team should be "Whiny Pink Bitches."
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Sneeeeakyyy! HOW can I be on the team of BEARRRDGUY? Anyhow, my team should be "Whiny Pink Bitches."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Sneeeeakyyy! HOW can I be on the team of BEARRRDGUY? Anyhow, my team should be "Whiny Pink Bitches."
aww is someone on the rag? would someone rather be with penissa?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sneeeeakyyy! HOW can I be on the team of BEARRRDGUY? Anyhow, my team should be "Whiny Pink Bitches."
aww is someone on the rag? would someone rather be with penissa?
Nah, I'm cool. I'm so cool I shit ice-cream. I'm so cool it snows every time I sneeze. We're good.
It would still be a fitting name for me, Joe Mama, Beardguy, uh... Grimm, uh. I forget.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Ushchi has a Joe and Jerry combo on the mind. With Grimm for desert.
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