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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Don't you believe it. They'll be initiated and dropped like yesterday's dried fruit cup, speaking from personal experience.
I said: We don't have time to waste!
Captain N, the cocky wiseacre, said: Hey, I don't call hugging a princess a waste of time!
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... Megaman 2 was AWESOME.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Quote:
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Myself.
Nice to see you are still desperate for mod powers!
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I nominate King Snarf...for comedy's sake.
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Not only is G-Man one of Snarfs alts, now I find out Wednesday E. Perkins is too!
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If making Snarf a mod removes "former RDCW Champ", then go for it. Make him the mod of the super secret Bald Virgin Forum.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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That forum hasnt had any traffic yet!
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I'm sure, with Snarf as mod, that the other baldies will rush to discuss such topics as:
"Favorite Head Waxes"
"My List Of Female 'Friends'"
"Does Dry Humping Count?"
"Shiny Domes ARE Sexy!"
"Male-Pattern Baldness"
"Karaoke Songs That DON'T Get Me Laid"
"What's The Best Fabric Softener For Sex With Socks?"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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super secret Bald Virgin Forum.
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That forum hasnt had any traffic yet!
And it never will, just like Snarf (WBVC) himself!
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So Me, Snarf, Frank Burns, and Urg.
I second all.
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So Me, Snarf, Frank Burns, and Urg.
I second all.
Who're you?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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So Me, Snarf, Frank Burns, and Urg.
I second all.
Who're you?
He's the alt of all those!
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So Me, Snarf, Frank Burns, and Urg.
I second all.
Who're you?
He's the alt of all those!
You shut your mouth!
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But he's just talkin' 'bout Jeremy....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Dirty Jobs Anthem
Now everyone who's got a job, has got their dues to pay,
working for that paycheck and just gettin' through the day,
but if you're bored or otherwise inclined to be a slob,
grab some boots, and lose that suit and get a dirty job.
Now dirty jobs are everywhere, just take a look around.
They're down the street, they're up the stairs,
they're even underground.
You don't have to borrow, beg and you don't have to rob,
All you've got to do is get yourself a dirty job.
All you need to do is get yourself a dir... ty... job!
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Dirty White Boy
Foreigner
Hey, baby, if you're feelin' down
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
Will it ruin your reputation lovin' me
'Cause I'm a dirty white boy
Yeah a dirty white boy
A dirty white boy
Don't drive no big black car
Don't like no Hollywood movie star
You want me to be true to you
You don't give a damn what I do to you
I'm just a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, dirty white boy
Dirty white boy
Well, I'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy
A dirty white boy
I've been in trouble since I don't know when
I'm in trouble now and I now somehow I'll find trouble again
I'm a loner, but I'm never alone
Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone
'Cause I'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, I'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy
C'mon, c'mon boy
Dirty white boy, white boy
Dirty white boy, I'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy
Hey, I'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, yeah, I'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, dirty white boy, yeah
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an
emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken"
they are insulting you?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what
somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat
will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
How is chess considered a sport?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then
let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?"
no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new
people"?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone
goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor
or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what
somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
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If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone
goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor
or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what
somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
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Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi
Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai
Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay
[Adare, see Harari]
Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho
Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha
Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae
Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving] Ma'uk ged
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Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay
[Adare, see Harari]
Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho
Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha
Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae
Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving] Ma'uk ged
Afrikaans (South Africa) Totsiens
Afrikaans (South Africa) Vaarwel
Aguacateco (Guatemala) [by person leaving] Na'j wetz
Aguacateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) Cul tu' tib'u'
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