Dirty Jobs Anthem
Now everyone who's got a job, has got their dues to pay,
working for that paycheck and just gettin' through the day,
but if you're bored or otherwise inclined to be a slob,
grab some boots, and lose that suit and get a dirty job.
Now dirty jobs are everywhere, just take a look around.
They're down the street, they're up the stairs,
they're even underground.
You don't have to borrow, beg and you don't have to rob,
All you've got to do is get yourself a dirty job.
All you need to do is get yourself a dir... ty... job!