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Originally posted by Uschi:
BTW, I'm a girl.
you're very comfortable with that phrase!

good for you! don't let the world get ya down.

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Originally posted by Uschi:
There was a fat guy on the bus today. I had to sit next to him. He smelled like a mix between bubblegum and dog poo. Every once in a while the air would just BLAST his odor... gross. There was a really neat fat guy at work yesterday too. He looked like an easter egg with arms and legs. Kinda like Bloopy (if you ever saw that short-lived PBS kids psycho hour), or Humpty Dumpty. He even wore a colorful striped sweater which pronounced the Easter in Easter Egg. Just looking at him brought a smile to my face. He was so... jovial.
ah, you've met llance!

did he look like this?

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i was unaware he also packed BO. poor guy [no no no]