I've never been really drunk. Never even got buzzed. I had four or five bottles of smirnoff ice once though. That shit's tasty. Beers good. I like Imported Elephant. And tried alcoholic Rootbeer which is good if it doesn't touch the front half of your tongue. That and one drag on a cigarette is about the extent of my recreational 'experiments.'

I'd be straight-edge if I gave a damn.