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It's that time once again - for us to tell Hollywood once and for all that we won't take their gold-plated reach-arounds that they call 'awards shows' as gospel. We shall overcome. We shall make our own fucking awards! Thus sayeth Ultimate Jaburg53. (So say we all.)
I'm sure you're all familiar with last year's winners and, possibly, the winners from the year before. Either way, allow these to be a guide in your decision-making processes for nominations this year.
As usual, there will be sixteen awards, each with its own nomination thead (which will house the rules for nominating in a particular category). The categories are as follows:
The first nomination threads will be posted momentarily. Thedoctor, Ultimate Jaburg53, and myself will be serving as hosts for this event - setting up and moderating nomination threads, voting, run-offs, etc.
Thanks - and have fun!
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Best Picture....The Gaurdian
Best Actor.. Kevin Costner
Best Director...whoever directed The Gaurdian
Lifetime Achievement Award...Kevin Costner
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Best Visual Effects The Gaurdian
Best Sound The Gaurdian
Most Quotable Film The Gaurdian
Best Action The Gaurdian
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Best Score The Gaurdian
Best Original Song The Gaurdian
Best Original Screenplay The Gaurdian
Best Adapted Screenplay The Gaurdian
Best Supporting Actor Ashton Kutcher
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Wow, I knew I LOVED that movie, but I had no idea others here felt the same way.
So yeah, I'm going to have to agree with PJP here. "The Guardian" was movie of the year by far, in my book.
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I haven't seen enough new movies to even vote this year. Sad sad.
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I second all of PJPs nominations for Top Gun part 2.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Best Picture....The Gaurdian
Best Actor.. Kevin Costner
Best Director...whoever directed The Gaurdian
Lifetime Achievement Award...Kevin Costner
Bow ties are coool.
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Best Director- Andrew Davis (The Gaurdian)
Best Actress- Sela Ward (The Gaurdian)
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Best Director- Andrew Davis (The Gaurdian)
Best Actress- Sela Ward (The Gaurdian)
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I have to agree.
GOB, I love that movie...
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Whatever happened to the Roofies?
Are we just gonna give all the awards to Costner and The Gaurdian?
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Whatever happened to the Roofies?
Are we just gonna give all the awards to Costner and The Gaurdian?
Yeah.
Better luck next year I guess.
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its pretty sad, if a guy that chewy hates gets nominated he scraps the awards, such a hypocrite!
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its pretty sad, if a guy that chewy hates gets nominated he scraps the awards, such a hypocrite!
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roofie sounds like the name of the candy Pariah gives his female friends.
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Quote:
Chewy Walrus said:
It's that time once again - for us to tell Hollywood once and for all that we won't take their gold-plated reach-arounds that they call 'awards shows' as gospel. We shall overcome. We shall make our own fucking awards! Thus sayeth Ultimate Jaburg53. (So say we all.)
I'm sure you're all familiar with last year's winners and, possibly, the winners from the year before. Either way, allow these to be a guide in your decision-making processes for nominations this year.
As usual, there will be sixteen awards, each with its own nomination thead (which will house the rules for nominating in a particular category). The categories are as follows:
The first nomination threads will be posted momentarily. Thedoctor, Ultimate Jaburg53, and myself will be serving as hosts for this event - setting up and moderating nomination threads, voting, run-offs, etc.
Thanks - and have fun!
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Quote:
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Chewy Walrus said:
It's that time once again - for us to tell Hollywood once and for all that we won't take their gold-plated reach-arounds that they call 'awards shows' as gospel. We shall overcome. We shall make our own fucking awards! Thus sayeth Ultimate Jaburg53. (So say we all.)
I'm sure you're all familiar with last year's winners and, possibly, the winners from the year before. Either way, allow these to be a guide in your decision-making processes for nominations this year.
As usual, there will be sixteen awards, each with its own nomination thead (which will house the rules for nominating in a particular category). The categories are as follows:
The first nomination threads will be posted momentarily. Thedoctor, Ultimate Jaburg53, and myself will be serving as hosts for this event - setting up and moderating nomination threads, voting, run-offs, etc.
Thanks - and have fun!
I had fun!
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Did I win? I had a speech all written an' shit, but no one told me if I won...
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we moved on to the after party.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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we moved on to the after party.
If there's anyone who needs to be ROOFied, it's you.  
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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