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#782473 2007-02-17 8:14 PM
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Britney Spears Shaves Head, Gets New Tattoo


    Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.

    Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo — a pair of red and pink lips.

    Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

    "She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

    Angelique Uram, a Spears fan who stood on the tattoo parlor's sidewalk for Friday night's spectacle, was aghast at the singer's new look.

    "We could see her in the mirror, and her head is completely shaved," she told KABC. "It looks terrible."

    Police arrived to control the crowd and helped Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV, her head covered by a hooded sweatshirt

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Finally, her and Snarf have something in common.

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What do you mean, "finally"? For years, Britney claimed to be a virgin too.

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She is SO copying me.


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Uschi said:
She is SO copying me.



but she had lips tattooed no her
you had your lips tattooed!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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The way things are going, I'd say there's actually a very good chance that she'll eat BSAMS's shorts now.


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So she had head lice??? WTF?


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I think everybody is missing the point on all this.

After the brouhaha about her muff shot that was all over the place a few weeks ago, I think Brit just decided she wanted the drapes to match the carpet....


Oderint, dum metuant.


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THE Bastard said:
I think everybody is missing the point on all this.

After the brouhaha about her muff shot that was all over the place a few weeks ago, I think Brit just decided she wanted the drapes to match the carpet....




Heh.

Honestly, I didn't think it was possible for her to get any uglier, but apparently she can...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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THE Bastard said:
I think everybody is missing the point on all this.

After the brouhaha about her muff shot that was all over the place a few weeks ago, I think Brit just decided she wanted the drapes to match the carpet....




Ba-ZING!


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