She started coughing up blood. She's on morphine to suppress the cough, but she's going downhill fast. I have her with me tonight, sleeping on my bed. She's the sweetest thing - she melts like an amoeba when she sleeps. Who am I going to nap with on the sofa on Sunday afternoons?!

Goddamn. Two dogs in one year.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"