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What would you do?
All the other people in your neighborhood, your city, and, for all you know, your country, and the world just disappeared.
Everything is intact : Buildings, other vehicles, food markets, Best Buy, Target, Walmart, etc.
But the people have mysteriously vanished .....
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Try and put out the fires?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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if the fires aren't prevented, the terrorists win. is that what you want?
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if the fires aren't prevented, the terrorists win. is that what you want?
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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What would you do?
All the other people in your neighborhood, your city, and, for all you know, your country, and the world just disappeared.
Everything is intact : Buildings, other vehicles, food markets, Best Buy, Target, Walmart, etc.
But the people have mysteriously vanished .....
Search like mad for any kind of life and companionship. Try to survive. Then probably lose my sanity if I really was the last man on earth.
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I might have to turn to bestiality.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Um... oh wait.
My cunt smells kinda like The Bat-Fish.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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...stock up on Fleshlights?
He fixes the cable?
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There wouldn't be much point to living if you couldn't be with someone...
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Um... oh wait.
My cunt smells kinda like The Bat-Fish.
yes yes, that's awesome, but still
last person on earth. iono. that would suck ass
i agree with germy, i would prolly be cool for awhile, til i was pretty sure i was alone. then go crazy slowly
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If I was the last person on earth?
That would be awesome. No more dealing with tards.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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If I was the last person on Earth:
I'd mourn for my loved ones and friends.
After a while, I'd enjoy having the world to myself.
I'd go find an abandoned Ford F - 150 and have fun filling it up with food, audio and video stuff, cd's, comics,
and all the action figures and crap I would want.
I'd play loud music day and night.
I would love running the ac in summer day and night, and turning the heat up in winter, as I would not have to worry about bills anymore.
In fact, I would just move into a mansion somewhere in Maryland, in the country.
I would try and find others online, and by broadcasting on tv and radio.
Since I love being alone, this would work for a while.
Maybe I'd go nuts from being alone. Maybe I would just end up talking to myself a lot and traveling across the US,
something I would love to do.
It would be great to be farting or burping anywhere I wanted, and not worrying if I am saying and doing the right things in front of people.
Not being dumped on by assholes anymore would rock!
Not having anyone to talk with would suck!
If there were no animals, birds, and fish anymore, that would suck, too.
There's a movie about this called " The Quiet Earth."
It's quite good.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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If I was the last person on earth?
That would be awesome. No more dealing with tards.
This could be a great remake of that classic "Twilight Zone". Rex happily discovers he's the last man on earth and then, in a twist ending, tragedy strikes when he discovers the world's sock supply was also destroyed.
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"No....no! That's not fair! Not fair!!"
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"No....no! That's not fair! Not fair!!"
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If I was the last person on earth?
That would be awesome. No more dealing with tards.
Heh.
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I hate to say it, but after finding enough food and medicines, starting agriculture and such, I'd start collecting porn. Since there are no women around anymore.  In the longer turn, I'd try to read books and do experiments in abandoned labs so I could try to do clones, and search for radio telescopes so I could have a SETI program of my own. Could always hope Edgar Rice Burroughs was right and that there are green skinned women in Mars. Or maybe Stargate SG-1 is a documentary and I could find a wormhole which would lead me to other planets populated by humans.
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian
"Well, yeah."
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"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
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"Fair enough. I defer to your expertise."
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Rack MisterJLA!
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What would you do?
I'd cry since I would never be able to read any new Beardguy posts...
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