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What was the most important promise you made to someone?


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I promised to my wife and children I'd never touch another drink as long as I live. But even then it sounds so soothing.


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I promised Mxy's wife and children I'd never let him touch another drop of alcohol.

then I promised Mxy I'd take him out on the town for a night of drunken debauchery.

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I promised the women on the US eastern seaboard that I wouldn't try to stick my dick in their ass.






I lied.

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that's the same promise you made to the women on the western seaboard!
















































of course, you were in san francisco at the time!
































































and of course, you were still lying then!

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I promised my sister I'd stop self-mutilating about three years ago when she found out about it. I've stayed pretty clean in that respect.


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aside from marriage vows
well, i made a few promises when i got married and had a child. no more pot.

since i am divorced i count it as null and void.

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awesome!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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MisterJLA said:
RAGTAG HEROES: COMING SOON



PJP PROMISED ME WHORES!

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Never drink alcohol.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

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So you promised to be boring?


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Quote:

big_pimp_tim said:
aside from marriage vows
well, i made a few promises when i got married and had a child. no more pot.

since i am divorced i count it as null and void.


That depends on how you worded your promise. Did you promise no pot ever again or no pot as long as your with your wife? Your promise could still be valid.

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true, but, the promise was made for her, to her. it could be valid by the letter, but in spirit i have been set free.

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I promised to make a new friend every year!

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rex said:
So you promised to be boring?




What I don't spend on drugs goes to comics, movies and other hobbies.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian

"Well, yeah."
-Jason E. Perkins

"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
-Ultimate Jaburg53

"Fair enough. I defer to your expertise."
-Prometheus

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