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Chapter I
Prometheus resigned from his Random Chat Mod status. He was a mod from the beginning of this board, but he renounced his title, and has chosen to live the rest of his life amongst the commoners of Random Chat...
Nowhereman has repeatedly written of how much he loathes the idea of being a Sports Mod, so Rob rewarded his honesty by...making him a Sports Mod.
Fused and rex were given their walking papers from Rob. They didn't even get a chance to pin one last thread. Rumor (or "rumour") has it, that Rob didn't even fire them in person, nor did he send them a private message. They showed up for work, and their magic mod buttons were gone. Just like that.
But then there are others who welcome the challenge.
Jeremy likes being a Comic Books Mod so much, he openly suggested that Timmy Time Tot and Wednesday get the Fused/rex treatment. He went so far to hand pick their replacements. REPLACEMENTS, and posted a poll to rally public support for his vision. The amendment passed by a 5-3 majority, and Rob is considering making a change according to Jeremy's design for the future.
Captain Sammitch, the greatest poster to never be a mod EVAR, has campaigned to be the next Arcade Room Mod. However, Sammitch has been known to make fun of the Yankees, one of the cardinal sins of life at RKMB...
PJP has higher aspirations than most. He offered to pay the lump sum of $10.00 (U.S.) and half off chicken wings for life at his restaurant in exchange for the RKMB, but Rob declined the offer, holding out for free celery sticks to be included in the chicken wing portion of the deal. The offer of free wet naps was considered in lieu of the celery sticks, but this wasn't enough to make both sides happy.
Uschi, knutreturns, and others are engaged in a full-scale war for control over the Arcade Room Mod positions. The absence of rex/Fused has created a power vacuum, and some critics argue that life was better and more orderly under the previous regime, as repressive as it was.
Ray Adler was briefly a Religious Board mod. He held the position in such high regard, that he declared the board to be a "Spam Free Zone", going so far to sent longtime nemesis MisterJLA a private message, urging him to spare the board from Spam raids. For reasons that are still unclear, Rob Kamphausen stripped Adler of his authority, sending him back to regular user status in shame. Adler has since rebelled against Kamphausen in revenge.
Ultimate Jaburg53 christened the arrival of the Random Chat Board. His platform was based on his wanting of "happy people", and Random Chat has been a surprising success, eclipsing the fame and popularity of the very board that it derived from, the Off Topic/Very Offensive/Hide the Women and Children board.
More to follow (maybe)...
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best. The Rise and Fall of RKMB Mods.... thread. evar!
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Jeremy likes being a Comic Books Mod so much, he openly suggested that Timmy Time Tot and Wednesday get the Fused/rex treatment. He went so far to hand pick their predecessors
Wow, Jermery picked the people who were mods before rex and Fused!
Amazing!
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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Sucessors would have sufficed!
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But really, Jeremy is that talented, he picked...
Forget it. I fixed it.
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This thread makes me hard...
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Makes me want to be a mod....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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jla, i approve.
this would be new testament literature.
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So that means I can't be mod again..I would be old testament and new...that sucks. It is my bane...
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best. The Rise and Fall of RKMB Mods.... thread. evar!
I've seen better.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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2nd best. The Rise and Fall of RKMB Mods.... thread. evar!
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 vote tim for gay sex mod!!!!
Last edited by Nowhereman; 2007-06-04 11:47 PM.
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So that means I can't be mod again..I would be old testament and new...that sucks. It is my bane...
I'd still nominate you.
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truly epic JLA... 
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Chapter I
Captain Sammitch, the greatest poster to never be a mod EVAR, has campaigned to be the next Arcade Room Mod. However, Sammitch has been known to make fun of the Yankees, one of the cardinal sins of life at RKMB...
guess that means ill never be a mod... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Repent sinner! Shout from the mountain tops your love for the Yankees!
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I was a mod for a while...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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And what baseball team do you root for...?
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Repent sinner! Shout from the mountain tops your love for the Yankees!
this is where i make a request for the ultimate "rolls eyes" graemlin...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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This thread makes me hard...
Most threads here make me that way.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Repent sinner! Shout from the mountain tops your love for the Yankees!
also, if either myself or Joe Mama were to do that...the terrorist would win
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Repent sinner! Shout from the mountain tops your love for the Yankees!
also, if either myself or Joe Mama were to do that...the terrorist would win
Can't let the terrorists win...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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watching A's and Redsox right now by the way...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Repent sinner! Shout from the mountain tops your love for the Yankees!
Quote worthy.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I was a mod for a while...
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Repent sinner! Shout from the mountain tops your love for the Yankees!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Can't let the terrorists win...
sorry harl...america and all that... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Time takes a cigarette
puts it in your mouth
you pull on your finger,
then another finger,
then your cigarette.
The wall to wall is calling,
it lingers,
then you forget...
Oh oh oh oh
You're a Rock N' Roll Suicide.
You're too old to lose it,
too young to choose it
And the clock waits so patiently
on your song
You walk past the cafe but you don't eat
when you've lived too long...
Oh oh oh oh
You're a Rock N' Roll Suicide.
Ship breaks are snarling
as you stumble across the road
but the day breaks instead
so you hurry home
Don't let the sun blast your shadow
Don't let the milk-float ride your mind
So natural, religiously unkind
Oh, love, you're not alone!
You're watching yourself but you're too unfair
You've got your head all tangled up
but if I could only make you care
Oh, love, you're not alone,
no matter who or what you've been.
No matter where or when you've been
All the knives seem to lascerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll you with the pain!
You're not alone
Just turn on with me
and you're not alone
Lets turn on with me
and you're not alone (wonderful)
Lets turn on and be
not alone (wonderful)
Gimme your hands
cause youre wonderful (wonderful)
Gimme your hands
cause youre wonderful (wonderful)
Oh gimme your hands.
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watching A's and Redsox right now by the way...
fucking tied the game up in the ninth... 
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I like the Reds....But the Yankees woulda never had Paul O'Neill if it wasn't for our Nazi ex-owner. So in a way we are a Yankees farm team. Plus I used to live in Columbus which is where all future Yankees go before going to fulfill their Yankee dreams.
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used to go....they sold the team last year. The new AAA teamis in Scranton PA.
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What have I told you homos about discussing that faggotty game here?
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Drunken homos from The Valley of Paz Vega's Crack, suck!
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For the record though we were discussing Cricket.
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