*Balls Nasty, in street clothes, is caught by Robin Lucious as he enters the Cheesedome.*

RL: Balls Nasty, why did you attack Chewy Walrus on the last Havok?

BN: Are you new? Did you get a job in the RDCW without knowing a damn thing about wrestling? Why did I attack Chewy Walrus? For the simplest, most common reason a wrestler attacks another wrestler. Retribution. Chubby Walrus almost ended my career when he fell on top of me from the Cheesedome balcony. So I'm back now to return the favor.

RL: And how are you preparing for your match tonight with Chewy's tag partner, Killconey?

BN: Preparing? I only prepare for matches against people who have even the slimmest chance of defeating me. This Chili Cheese Coney clown isn't worth the effort. The only reason this loser is even getting in the ring with me tonight is because Chubby's head seems to be as soft as his belly. So, in his absence, I'm going to tear apart his little girlfriend here on national broadcast. I hope that little hospital room you're in has a TV, Walrus, because I want you to see this. I want you to see what awaits you once you waddle your fat ass out of that hospital and back into the Cheesedome.

*Balls Nasty pushes past Robin and into his locker room.*

RL: Back to you Mike and Madman.