RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Havok-The Challenge

Cut back to ringside. Joe Mama is in the ring with a microphone. As "Faded" ends, Joe Mama addresses the crowd...

JM: Before I discuss my match tonight, I want to quickly address the events of last week. First of all, I have to congratulate Captain Sammitch on his victory. The odds were stacked heavily against him, and he was the last person I thought would be able to survive (much less win) that style of match, but he pulled it off. Granted, he seemed to dodge certain competitors, and all he's won is the opportunity to have his career cut brutally short, but those are thoughts for another time. Sooner, rather than later, but still: congratulations Sammitch. You deserve your due.

The crowd cheers...

Marcum: How magnanimous of the Champion to recognize Sammitch's victory in last week's Stairway To Hell Match!

Monroe: Sounded kind of backhanded to me, Marcum...

JM: I also have to give credit where it's due: Krazed, your actions last week impressed me. Sure, your plan to take me out failed miserably. And, sure, you chose to lose a battle over potentially winning a war by throwing away your shot at the Heavyweight Cheese Title in favor of catching a beatdown at my hands. But, in your stupidity, you showed a lot of guts. Granted, it didn't make any difference - I mean, you get no title shot, you got beat by five people in the ring and by me out of the ring. You you can rest comfortably in the moral victory that comes from knowing that I don't think you're COMPLETELY worthless...just mostly worthless. You glorified jobber.

Marcum: That had to sting Krazed a bit...

JM: And from Krazed, we move on to his partner, confidante, and my opponent for tonight - Big Pimp Tim. Now, Timothy, you came just this close to having a title shot. That impresses me even more than your (domestic) partner's actions last week. Instead of running away from an inevitable beating like Krazed did, you chose to fight four other men in hopes of getting a shot at the gold. It's clear who has the brains of your team, and I salute you for that.

Of course, that doesn't change the fact that I tossed your useless ass over the top rope not too long ago. And it doesn't change the fact that you cried like a little bitch a week later. "I don't want the title, I just want my revenge...wah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" Pathetic. As a matter of fact, I'm surprised that you actually signed on for this match. I figured you wrestle some midgets, then an old lady or two. You know, build up your pride before you faced off against some real competition. But, once again, you surprised me. So, out of appreciation for the nerve and perseverance you've shown recently, let me tell you what's going to happen in tonight's Over The Top Rope Challenge. First, I'm going to beat the unholy hell out of you. I'll probably get you outside the ring and put you through a table or two. Don't be surprised if I use a mix of East Coast Hammers and Bay State Sledges to...heh...soften you up. And keep an eye out for Loosie to make an appearance. You know, for the true fans. Finally, Timberley, expect me to ONCE AGAIN(!!!) toss your punk ass over the top rope!

The theme to Superman suddenly plays as Joe Mama mimes grabbing someone by the scruff of the neck and belt loop, running across the ring, and "throwing him" over the top rope. He stares off into the distance, shielding his eyes as he "watches something move off into the horizon". The crowd laughs and cheers and the music fades out.

JM: Tonight, the fans will believe a Pimp can fly!!!

"Faded" plays again. Joe Mama plays to the crowd a little, then turns to the camera and soundless says, Tim...tonight I'm taking you out!!! Then he leaves the ring and walks to the back.