Take a look at my birthday gift:

This is how I found my desk Wednesday morning:



Six girls with degrees could not make this truck into a robot. However, it only took one guy. Without instructions. Having never even seen a Transformer toy in his entire life, my dad managed to do better than me.



Ironhide riding Coach:


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream