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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Here you go, you fucks topic. I know there's more, I just don't know where to find 'em.
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What is it with TK these days? Disappears from here cause he got bored, comes back and pisses off mods like Weds by saying this forum is shit these days, then pisses off the women? Nice moves "playa". 
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One less person to contend with for  's affections. You "playas" make it way too easy. Hell, I'm a fan of her favorite team's hated rival and I have more game than all of you combined. Harley will be mine...bwah hah hah hah hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!   (Unless Nowhereman makes a last-minute push...Harley loves when someone rocks the Welsh accent... )
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Dude, Harley told me that I have more of a chance than you because I have seen my own penis, where as you have only ever seen other mens!
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Dude, Harley told me that I have more of a chance than you because I have seen my own penis, where as you have only ever seen other mens!
Funny, she told me that I have more of a chance because English is my first language and that you'd leave her for any member of Cinderella. Or Europe. Or Rob for that matter. (Pssssssssssssst...just because a guy looks like a chick in make-up doesn't make it any less gay.)
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I'm sorry Joe, I couldnt hear you as you had Robs dick in your mouth!
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u know they got those tempers...
You mean the kind that can't take a fucking joke after they set me up to MAKE one? Oh yeah. Those tempers. I think that night she was sober... If you have a problem, you know how to reach me. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. You're so hot when you're kicking Robot's ass!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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I'm sorry Joe, I couldnt hear you as you had Robs dick in your mouth!
Rob would never cheat on you and you know it! Unless he was pounding Pro's arse...but Pro's your alt so I stand by my initial comment!
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Actually, I heard Pros arse is what Rob calls your face!
They both look the same apparently!
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Oh. OW.
Besides, last time I tried to contact you, you didn't respond or it didn't go through. Not my fault you overreacted anyways. Not my fault you're a coward who never contacted me and feels the need to whine about it in a thread instead of having the balls to either do this in a PM or call. Like I said before, either grow a spine and deal with me privately, or shut the fuck up. Harsh. Hmmm...maybe I'm not your least favorite anymore.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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u guys should just fuck and get that shit over with... Corrected for context...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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u guys should just fuck and get that shit over with... Corrected for context... i was saving that option for me and her gobdamnit!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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One less person to contend with for 's affections. You "playas" make it way too easy. Hell, I'm a fan of her favorite team's hated rival and I have more game than all of you combined. Harley will be mine...bwah hah hah hah hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (Unless Nowhereman makes a last-minute push...Harley loves when someone rocks the Welsh accent... ) Joe, the only actual playa here is me...and I'm old, ugly and married. I never had a chance to begin with. As far as having "more game than all of us combined"...this might be true if game=stomach. TK gets hella ass cuz he has low standards and lives in Nor Cal. He's the Caligula of Fresno...he also too pretty for Harley BPT has an almost girlfriend but likes to keep the pimp hand in practice. Cool dude but, not a threat Nowie and Piggo may have a shot cuz, other than me, they're the only ones that could come close to drinking with Ms. Kwin. Of the two, I'd bet on Nowie cuz Piggo gets drunk off beer... Haven't figured Grimm's angle yet but he seems to make her thighs a little warm. Prolly the favorite in the sweepstakes Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music. AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock.... Then again...Uschi threw the pimp line for the ages at her...Harley liked it so much, it's in her sig. AND apparently, she has an unlimited supply of cookies. She might be the dark horse... Somebody should start a poll....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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ill do my best to make u proud mentor... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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u guys should just fuck and get that shit over with... Corrected for context... i was saving that option for me and her gobdamnit! If you are really going to be a playboy #1, then you need to realize that fucking is never an option. It is a fait accompli.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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u guys should just fuck and get that shit over with... Corrected for context... i was saving that option for me and her gobdamnit! If you are really going to be a playboy #1, then you need to realize that fucking is never an option. It is a fait accompli. to true...the point i was trying to make was im not in the habbit of telling girls to fuck other guys...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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One less person to contend with for 's affections. You "playas" make it way too easy. Hell, I'm a fan of her favorite team's hated rival and I have more game than all of you combined. Harley will be mine...bwah hah hah hah hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (Unless Nowhereman makes a last-minute push...Harley loves when someone rocks the Welsh accent... ) Joe, the only actual playa here is me...and I'm old, ugly and married. I never had a chance to begin with. As far as having "more game than all of us combined"...this might be true if game=stomach. TK gets hella ass cuz he has low standards and lives in Nor Cal. He's the Caligula of Fresno...he also too pretty for Harley BPT has an almost girlfriend but likes to keep the pimp hand in practice. Cool dude but, not a threat Nowie and Piggo may have a shot cuz, other than me, they're the only ones that could come close to drinking with Ms. Kwin. Of the two, I'd bet on Nowie cuz Piggo gets drunk off beer... Haven't figured Grimm's angle yet but he seems to make her thighs a little warm. Prolly the favorite in the sweepstakes Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music. AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock.... Then again...Uschi threw the pimp line for the ages at her...Harley liked it so much, it's in her sig. AND apparently, she has an unlimited supply of cookies. She might be the dark horse... Somebody should start a poll.... Damn, dude, that was...hateful. Where's Silky Johnson when you need him?
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ill do my best to make u proud mentor... If I can't hit it, then it's gotta be my dawg... That way, I can at least get first look at the pics.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Damn, dude, that was...hateful. Where's Silky Johnson when you need him?
for reals. that was the best damn alt evar!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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ill do my best to make u proud mentor... If I can't hit it, then it's gotta be my dawg... That way, I can at least get first look at the pics. shhhhhhhhhhh...uh...i dont know what ur talking about... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Damn, dude, that was...hateful. Where's Silky Johnson when you need him?
Never hatin', money...just stating the facts. Though I will give you this much: You make her laugh all the time. That is a useful skill. Now...if we could just figure out the whole "at" or "with" part....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well... Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. You like rum. She'd have you on your ass under the table sucking her toes by midnight. The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well... Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. You like rum. She'd have you on your ass under the table sucking her toes by midnight. The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with u dont know what i drink except for what i let be known i drink...i can hold my own. trust me...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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ill do my best to make u proud mentor... If I can't hit it, then it's gotta be my dawg... That way, I can at least get first look at the pics. shhhhhhhhhhh...uh...i dont know what ur talking about... If I decide to give any more lessons, I'll show you how to secretly have cameras wired into any hotel room in the city for free. That is Masters level game...as well as a felony.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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If I decide to give any more lessons, I'll show you how to secretly have cameras wired into any hotel room in the city for free.
That is Masters level game...as well as a felony.
that makes me laugh and paranoid at the same time...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well... Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. You like rum. She'd have you on your ass under the table sucking her toes by midnight. The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with u dont know what i drink except for what i let be known i drink...i can hold my own. trust me... Ok playboy...play on. Just so ya know, girls hate it when you vomit in their laps... Don't say I didn't warn you.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Ok playboy...play on.
Just so ya know, girls hate it when you vomit in their laps...
Don't say I didn't warn you.
didnt have to find that out the hard way i hope?
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If I decide to give any more lessons, I'll show you how to secretly have cameras wired into any hotel room in the city for free.
That is Masters level game...as well as a felony.
that makes me laugh and paranoid at the same time... All I will say is this...if you ever come to Cleveland, don't stay at the Holiday Inn in Independence, The Four Points in Wickcliffe or the Radisson in Beachwood...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Ok playboy...play on.
Just so ya know, girls hate it when you vomit in their laps...
Don't say I didn't warn you.
didnt have to find that out the hard way I hope? Not me, personally...but, I was in the room at the time. Long story...funny as shit, though.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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BPT has an almost girlfriend but likes to keep the pimp hand in practice. Cool dude but, not a threat
nah, not almost. she sprung that on me last week. she went thru the kid! ah, i guess i can't complain, i do rather like her.
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
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Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well... Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. You like rum. She'd have you on your ass under the table sucking her toes by midnight. The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with Damn! Double hateful!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 4,069
Public Enemy #4 4000+ posts
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Public Enemy #4 4000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
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BPT has an almost girlfriend but likes to keep the pimp hand in practice. Cool dude but, not a threat
nah, not almost. she sprung that on me last week. she went thru the kid! ah, i guess i can't complain, i do rather like her. One warning and one only: RUN.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 4,069
Public Enemy #4 4000+ posts
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Public Enemy #4 4000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 4,069 |
Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well... Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. You like rum. She'd have you on your ass under the table sucking her toes by midnight. The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with Damn! Double hateful! What...? You don't drink bourbon or Irish? What kinda Bostonian are you?!
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 7,025
graemlin protector 6000+ posts
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graemlin protector 6000+ posts
Joined: May 2005
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i tried, but she has candy.... i can't leave the kid
though i will say this, i was helpin her feed her son, and she got all i almost called you dad, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. don;t do that. i felt bad, but i said it, lol.
sigh, plus, i really do like her. i need running shoes, i really liked the last one too and i am still divorcin her.....
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1
living in 1962 15000+ posts
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 |
he ain't hatin, Joe. he's just keepin it real.
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