Also, our avatars should totally make out.

Hello, Mr. Joker.
Hello, Mr. Pornomime.You seem to have something stuck in your teeth.
Oh yes? Is that so?Yes, behind the back ones.
My goodness! Hey, here's a thought...Yes?
I bet you a million dollars you can't get it out for me without using your hands.You're on! And to make sure they're out of the way, I'll just shove my hands into your pants.
By jove, what a marvelous idea! I'll keep my hands out of the way as well?Oh yes, where will they be?
Why, in your trousers, of course!How wonderful!
Now about that something in my back teeth...Shut up and kiss me, you fool!