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Smart money...? I'm rollin' with Knut. He's cool enough to hang with in public. He's smart enough to do what he's told and not argue. He's young enough to have the stamina to keep up with the Frican-ness. He knows just enough to at least make the effort to go down on her. He's inexperienced enough to be taught how to satisfy a woman. They like a lot of the same music.
AND he's been game trained by PJP, Grimm and ye humble Bastard. He might just have it on lock....
oh yeah. im pretty sure i could hold my own in the drinking area as well... Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. You like rum. She'd have you on your ass under the table sucking her toes by midnight. The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with  Damn! Double hateful! What...? You don't drink bourbon or Irish? What kinda Bostonian are you?! Nonono...I'm talking about you turning on Knurkel in that post. And I drink Guinness or Jack 'n' Cokes.
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he ain't hatin, Joe. he's just keepin it real.
Din't say he was hatin'. Said he was hateful. Like Silky Johnson. Where is that alt anyways?
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The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with [/quote] jack, and or jim both cause me trouble. i forget who i am there with. not good when your there with a date, but do remember seeing a chick by the bar you wanna go back and talk to
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I drink Guinness or Jack 'n' Cokes.
"jack n'cokes" - its just the one apostrophe. any drink featuring "jack'n" is nowhereman's.
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i tried, but she has candy.... i can't leave the kid
though i will say this, i was helpin her feed her son, and she got all i almost called you dad, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. don;t do that. i felt bad, but i said it, lol.
sigh, plus, i really do like her. i need running shoes, i really liked the last one too and i am still divorcin her..... Dude, I been there...worst shit ever breaking up with the chick and having to deal with not seeing the kid. Damn near married her ass just cuz me and the kid had bonded so tight. Unless you can see this being for real, FOR REAL...I say it again: Get outta there, Rock!!!!
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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I drink Guinness or Jack 'n' Cokes.
"jack n'cokes" - its just the one apostrophe. any drink featuring "jack'n" is nowhereman's. I was all set to say "I'm getting posting tips from a guy who's phobic of capital letters?" But the second half of that post...DAMN! Is today Silky Johnson Thursday?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Nonono...I'm talking about you turning on Knurkel in that post. And I drink Guinness or Jack 'n' Cokes.
Nah...wasn't turning on the brutha. Never that. He's got the chance to be the me that I never was...it's all about "If I knew then, what I know now" type of thing. I kicked it with a chick about 10 or so years older than me when I was a bit younger than knurkel...got schooled at a bar one night. Still hit it but, wasn't as good as I could have been. Just trying to make sure he can hang... Oh and Jack'n'Cokes are played from what I hear. It's Jack'n'Ginger for Aught sebbin. I wouldn't know...Jack Daniels makes my pubes fall out
Oderint, dum metuant.
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he ain't hatin, Joe. he's just keepin it real.
Presactly. Hella real....
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The only trump to Jameson's is a good scotch or some Jack Daniels/Jim Beam type of shit. No offense, fam...but you gotta step up your drink game to hang with jack, and or jim both cause me trouble. i forget who i am there with. not good when your there with a date, but do remember seeing a chick by the bar you wanna go back and talk to [/quote] Forgetting who you're there with can be useful in the right situation...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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It's Jack'n'Ginger for Aught sebbin. Sounds like a three-way, and not one of the cool ones. I wouldn't know...Jack Daniels makes my pubes fall out And the winner for "fact I didn't need to know" goes to... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I drink Guinness or Jack 'n' Cokes.
"jack n'cokes" - its just the one apostrophe. any drink featuring "jack'n" is nowhereman's. I was all set to say "I'm getting posting tips from a guy who's phobic of capital letters?" But the second half of that post...DAMN! Is today Silky Johnson Thursday?
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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i tried, but she has candy.... i can't leave the kid
though i will say this, i was helpin her feed her son, and she got all i almost called you dad, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. don;t do that. i felt bad, but i said it, lol.
sigh, plus, i really do like her. i need running shoes, i really liked the last one too and i am still divorcin her..... Dude, I been there...worst shit ever breaking up with the chick and having to deal with not seeing the kid. Damn near married her ass just cuz me and the kid had bonded so tight. Unless you can see this being for real, FOR REAL...I say it again: Get outta there, Rock!!!! no, it's worse, her n my son are tight now too.
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It's Jack'n'Ginger for Aught sebbin. Sounds like a three-way, and not one of the cool ones. Don't know how many 3 ways you've been in but as long as you are the only dude involved...they are ALL good. I wouldn't know...Jack Daniels makes my pubes fall out And the winner for "fact I didn't need to know" goes to... It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head....
Oderint, dum metuant.
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with.
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i tried, but she has candy.... i can't leave the kid
though i will say this, i was helpin her feed her son, and she got all i almost called you dad, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. don;t do that. i felt bad, but i said it, lol.
sigh, plus, i really do like her. i need running shoes, i really liked the last one too and i am still divorcin her..... Dude, I been there...worst shit ever breaking up with the chick and having to deal with not seeing the kid. Damn near married her ass just cuz me and the kid had bonded so tight. no, it's worse, her n my son are tight now too.  Good luck with that, homie....
Oderint, dum metuant.
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no, it's worse, her n my son are tight now too.
why i started respectin her... treats my son well.
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes... Exactly why I've never posted a picture here....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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i tried, but she has candy.... i can't leave the kid
though i will say this, i was helpin her feed her son, and she got all i almost called you dad, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. don;t do that. i felt bad, but i said it, lol.
sigh, plus, i really do like her. i need running shoes, i really liked the last one too and i am still divorcin her..... Dude, I been there...worst shit ever breaking up with the chick and having to deal with not seeing the kid. Damn near married her ass just cuz me and the kid had bonded so tight. no, it's worse, her n my son are tight now too. Good luck with that, homie.... yeah...my if i had let her call me daddy, i'd be sunk. i was half there when she started givin my son gum, n candy, he was sold!
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes... Exactly why I've never posted a picture here.... why are we talkin about balls.... dammit, i want my coupin jm!
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with. Bibbo!!!! What's up, money... Don't worry...if yer still the Virgin King you were in pittsburgh, you'd have no shot anyway....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes... Exactly why I've never posted a picture here.... why are we talkin about balls.... dammit, i want my coupin jm!  "You'll get nothing and like it!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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no, it's worse, her n my son are tight now too.
why i started respectin her... treats my son well. I have thoughts about that but, I don't want to sound like I'm hating. I'm sure she's a lovely young lady and I hope you do what you need to do to deserve her and keep her. For real.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes... Exactly why I've never posted a picture here.... Wasn't there one up back in the day at the Manor or something? I thought I remembered one. I intentionally put up the stupid shit back in the day before Nowhereman got Photoshop, and it was amusing in and of itself.
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with. Heh. You're at Stern getting the MBA IIRC, right? Hmmm...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with. Bibbo!!!! What's up, money... Don't worry...if yer still the Virgin King you were in pittsburgh, you'd have no shot anyway.... Hey man. I've been out of Pittsburgh for almost three years now. I'm working in NJ, pondering if I should find Rob's place and show up on his doorstep claiming to be his illegitimate son, and spending time in NYC studying to be a rich douche. I make a better third-base coach than a player, anyway. Even if I can't hit it, I can make sure my friends do.
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It's true. I drink more than 3 of 'em, my balls look as bald as Pro's head.... There's a photoshop here that I hope no one actually makes... Exactly why I've never posted a picture here.... Wasn't there one up back in the day at the Manor or something? I thought I remembered one. I intentionally put up the stupid shit back in the day before Nowhereman got Photoshop, and it was amusing in and of itself. Nah...didn't have a digital camera in those days. I sent pics of me to Franta and Theo for the 1st NatureCon but, Franta never scanned them and put them up. I still remember the pic of you and that orange or was it gold shirt...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with. Heh. You're at Stern getting the MBA IIRC, right? Hmmm... And just like that...Bibbo is in the running.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with. Bibbo!!!! What's up, money... Don't worry...if yer still the Virgin King you were in pittsburgh, you'd have no shot anyway.... Hey man. I've been out of Pittsburgh for almost three years now. I'm working in NJ, pondering if I should find Rob's place and show up on his doorstep claiming to be his illegitimate son, and spending time in NYC studying to be a rich douche. Yeah...I've seen on the boards that yer done in the 'Burgh. Re: the rich doucheness...you still owe me a drink, you fucker from that time I drove all the way to The O and you never showed. I'll take a fifth of Johnnie Walker Blue for my troubles... I make a better third-base coach than a player, anyway. Even if I can't hit it, I can make sure my friends do. 1 degree of seperation from the booty. Sadly, that, too, is my life these days...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie... SHHHHHHHHHH....I know that. You know that. but THEY don't. For gob's sake woman, just shut up...Don't you want free drinks and cookies?
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Dude...she's a thirty something lawyer, living in Manhattan, that drinks Irish Whiskey. Almost Nightly. Damn. Even if I'm not going to try anything, she sounds like someone I want to drink with. Heh. You're at Stern getting the MBA IIRC, right? Hmmm... I never should have doubted them when they said that this program would be good for networking!
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie... 
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie... SHHHHHHHHHH....I know that. You know that. but THEY don't. For gob's sake woman, just shut up...Don't you want free drinks and cookies? Point.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie... Mo!!!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie... Dude...all that means is that Uschi or Grimm already won. She could never be with a Sawx fan, anyway....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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There's no "contest" here, Bastie... Dude...all that means is that Uschi or Grimm already won. She could never be with a Sawx fan, anyway.... Silly Bastard, I wouldn't try to change her. I my , atrocious accent, bad taste in baseball teams, and all...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Silly Bastard, I wouldn't try to change her. I my , atrocious accent, bad taste in baseball teams, and all... Since I'm from New York and all, I'm sure her accent is cool. Since she's not from Long Island or the Bronx, it's all good. Combine the Brooklyn-ness with what you say is a smoke-and-whiskey sound and I'm sure that Harley's voice is like having phone sex with an angel. And angel that is a Yankess Fan. And who wouldn't love that?
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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