*Havok opens with a shot of Doc Paragon looking a bit solemn. DP: To the fans of the RDCW, I am sorry to announce that in last week's Gauntlet match, Chewy Walrus & Killconey further aggravated their respective injuries and will be needing additional time off from the ring.
Also, while I would like to congratulate the West Side Rollers on their tag team championship win, I cannot condone the means by which they won the titles. Now, I am not in the habit of undermining our RDCW officials and their decision will stand, however, I can ensure that the Roller's first title defense will be here tonight, in this very Cheesedome, against another group of young men who also like to play the numbers game, the English Bastards!!
Thank you and goodnight!
*"More Human Than Human" then begins to play as we see Havok's opening montage before cutting to Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and Madman MarcuM at ringside as they run down tonight's card. World Tag Team Championship West Side Rollers (C) vs. English Bastards
Hotties Match Sweet Marlene vs. Heidi Schwartz
King Snarf vs. The MWO
Asylum Rules Joe Mama/Grimm vs. The Otaku
Monroe: What a card tonight! And now your favorite part of the show, Madman!
MarcuM: The T & Angels!!!!!!!
*Devo's "Girl You Want" cues up as the T & Angels dance in the Cheesedome to the delight of the fans! 
