As Snarf comes out of the office, he passes the Monkey World Order, who are definitely not listening at the door (honest). He shrugs his shoulders, and walks on

SPAMM: Oh, this is great!

Chevy Nova: BRUDDA DOOD DADDY?

SPAMM: I'm serious! I'm in a dumb gimmick match against King Snarf! And as you know, I am the undisputed king of dumb gimmicks!

The rest of the mWo look at SPAMM as if he's gone insane(r)

SPAMM: Let's just review, shall we? All of my gimmicks have involved monkeys in some way, which is a pretty bad start, huh? And then we have the superhero, the goth, the guy who hung around making monkey noises in ECW, and now I'm leading a bunch of undercard jobbers trying to pretend they still have a career. Comprende?

The rest of the mWo look a little pissed off at this, and SPAMM realises he may have said something he shouldn't

SPAMM: Er...you know I was joking right?

pause

ZOD COME, SON OF MONKEY-EL, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

SPAMM: Zod...are you coming onto me? Eww, gross! I'm outta here!

SPAMM runs away, leaving the mWo standing in shot, looking bemused


OOK OOK ACK EEK!