RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Post here if you ever lusted after PJP.

Post here and the world will know that you have the hots for PJ.

Any post will do.

Just make a post and everyone will know what you're like.

Do non-sexual man crushes count?

Yes!

once.
on a friday.
when i wanted a chicken gyro.

everytime I wank off to sneaky bunny's pics, I'm imagining PJP

PJP is a good fellow.

M

6.Justinian's weren't the first Roman laws prohibiting homosexual behavior (earlier such
measures had been included in the Lex Scantinia dating from the year 149 BCE and the Lex
Julia dating from 17 BCE, both constituting death penalty for homosexual behavior, while
we have allegations that even before Lex Scantinia, such laws existed but direct evidence
was lost), however while sticking to death penalty by beheading Justinian's legal novels
heralded a change in Roman legal paradigm as in that he introduced a concept of not only
mundane but also divine punishment for homosexual behavior. Individuals might ignore and
escape mundane laws, however they could not do the same with divine laws if Justinian
declared his novels to be such.

1.Sodomy (IPA: [ˡsɒdəmi]) is a term of biblical origin used to characterize sexual acts
that have been attributed to citizens of ancient Sodom. In the Middle Ages, sodomy was
defined as sexual acts not related to procreation and therefore deemed counter nature,
specifically sexual acts.[citation needed] More recent definitions of the terms include
sexual acts other than coital sex between a male and female. Therefore the range includes
everything from anal penetration to oral sex to masturbation to paraphilia. It is
sometimes used to describe human-animal sexual intercourse (also known as bestiality or
zoophilia); this is the primary meaning of the cognate German language word Sodomie.
Sodomy laws forbidding certain types of sex acts have been instituted in many cultures.

The English term buggery is very closely related to sodomy, in concept, and often
interchangeably used in law and popular speech. In the various criminal codes of United
States of America, the term "sodomy" has generally been replaced by "Deviant sexual
intercourse", which is precisely defined by statute. The remaining criminal interest is
largely confined to acts where the victim did not or could not legally consent.

Paul Mandral.

Orobas (Christian demonology)
Ose (Christian demonology)
Osiris (Egyptian mythology)
Oni (Japanese demonology)
Oulotep (Jewish mythology)

Paimon (Christian demonology)
Pazuzu (Sumerian mythology, Akkadian mythology)
Penemue (Jewish mythology)
Phenex (Christian demonology)
Pithius (Christian demonology)

Popobawa (Zanzibar demonology)
Procell (Christian demonology)
Pruflas (Christian demonology)
Purson (Christian demonology)
Raging Demon (Christian demonology)

BORN IN THE U.S.A.

Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said "Son, don't you understand"

I had a brother at Khe Sanh fighting off the Viet Cong
They're still there, he's all gone

He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.

Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Main article: Battlestar Galactica (1978 TV series)
Glen A. Larson, the Executive Producer of Battlestar Galactica, has stated in many interviews that he originally conceived of the Galactica premise in the late 1960s, which he originally called Adam's Ark. However, he was unable to get the project greenlit for many years.

Battlestar Galactica was finally produced in the wake of the success of the 1977 film Star Wars. In fact, 20th Century Fox sued Universal Studios (the studio behind Battlestar Galactica) for copyright infringement, claiming that it had stolen 34 distinct ideas from Star Wars. Universal promptly countersued, claiming Star Wars had stolen ideas from the 1972 film Silent Running (notably the robot "drones") and the Buck Rogers serials of the 1940s. The lawsuit was eventually dismissed in 1980.

Initially, Larson envisioned Battlestar Galactica as a series of made-for-TV movies (a three-hour pilot and two two-hour episodes) for the ABC television network. A shortened version of the three-hour pilot, Saga of a Star World, was released in Canadian theaters (before the series aired) and American theaters (after the series aired), and instead of two additional movies, a weekly television series followed.

In 1979 at the 6th Annual People's Choice Awards, the series won for Best New TV Drama Series. [1]

During the eight months after pilot was broadcast, 17 original episodes of the series were aired (five of them two-parters), totaling 24 hours of broadcasting. Citing declining ratings and cost overruns, ABC cancelled Battlestar Galactica in April, its last episode "The Hand of God" premiering on April 29, 1979.

6.
Caprica is a proposed television series described as "television's first science fiction family saga". Caprica will be set on the fictional planet Caprica around fifty years before the events depicted in the 2004 re-imagined series. The show will revolve around two families, the Adamas and the Graystones, the building of the Cylons, and the beginnings of the Cylon War. A two-hour backdoor pilot is scheduled to air in late 2008

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Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams
every night??
A: Hanson.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody
at the party except you.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery.

Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting
circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favourite holiday?
A: Erection day.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her
on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board A: It's
difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q: What's pink and hard?
A: A pig with a flick knife.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.

Q: Why do seagulls have wings?
A: To beat the gypsies to the tip.

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Q. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word?
A. Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!"

Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker?
A: Your last blow job.

Q: Why did god create women?
A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge.

Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of piss?
A: The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings.

Q: What's the difference between a woman from Wigan and a walrus?
A: One's got a moustache and smells of fish and the other lives in the
sea.

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with
darkness"

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.

Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.

Q: What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
A: One's mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem.

Q: Why was the washing machine laughing?
A: Because it was taking the piss out of the undies.

Q: What will Postman Pat be called when he retires?
A: Pat

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What's got four legs, and goes "Woof"?
A: Piper Alpha.

Q: How do you make a dog drink?
A: Put it in a liquidizer.

Q: What's got 500 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row at a Boyzone concert.

Q: What's got four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler.

Q: What's got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog..

Dawn of the Dead (also known as George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead, Zombie
internationally, and alternately called Zombie: Dawn of the Dead) is a 1978
American / Italian horror film, written and directed by George A. Romero.
The film stars David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger and Gaylen Ross. It
was the second film made in Romero's Living Dead series, preceded by 1968's
Night of the Living Dead, and followed by Day of the Dead in 1985. Dawn of
the Dead contains no characters or settings from its predecessor, and shows
in larger scale the apocalyptic effects a zombie epidemic would have on
society. In the film, a plague of unknown origin has caused the reanimation
of the dead, who prey on human flesh, which subsequently causes mass
hysteria. Several survivors of the outbreak barricade themselves inside a
suburban shopping mall.Dawn of the Dead was shot over approximately four
months, from late 1977 to early 1978, in the Pennsylvania cities of
Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and Monroeville.Its primary location is set in
the Monroeville Mall. The film was made on a relatively modest budget
estimated at US$650,000, andwas a significant box office success for its
time, grossing an estimated$55 million worldwide. Since opening in theaters
in 1978, reviews for the film have been nearly unanimously positive.

Frank Burns am funny little fuker. Prourgeus

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board
every weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies
in them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped,
or dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a
bang....but with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important
stuff I've missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy


Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy

Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of
his
own. -Anilman

Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly
are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP

let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm

Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog

Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama

i hate frank burns spam -Rob

I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of
everything
-King Snarf

Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1

Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot

Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about
sleeping
-Karl Hungus

frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused

Frank am got aids.-Urg

ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutrons

Frank Burns is better than porno! Okay, not that good, but he's a close
second.
Pornography, then Frank Burns, then levitating ninjas with kung-fu grip.
Yeah.
-Jason E Perkins

He's a good guy, that Frank.-Jeremy

Frank Burns is a shittier alt id than Mopius-Fused

don't be mean to Frank. He posts various things, occasionally entertaining.
-Uschi

What will happen to the RKMBs when we're all old and senile?"They'll be
spammed by Frank Burns. Only daily, as he'll forget when
he last visited." Jeremy

off topic forum. if it wasnt for frank burns i wouldnt even know it was
still there...K-nutreturns

I like frank burns. he's better than most spammers cuz he always makes 2
posts instead of 1. that shows moxie.-Stupid Doog


Frank Burns does not know the meaning of a joke, bad, good or indifferent.
-The Time Trust


I love you,Frank Burns.-Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk


congrats frank. I hate your guts! Someday you bastard! Just you wait...
-K-nutreturns


We made Frank look like a bitch.-Wank And Cry


You're all pale imitators to the art that Frank achieves weekly.Joe Mama


With most of the Insurgents gone and Halo wanking and crying somewheres else,
Frank,like General MacArthur returning to the Phillipines,once again spams
the OT Forum with his own brand of wisdom.Gob bless ya Frank.-Allan1


Frank is cool....Sinistar is cooler.RAAAARRRGGGHH!-PJP

while SINISTAR hungers, Frank Burns eats worms!- BSAMS

damn you frank. damn you to hell!! -K-nutreturns

Frank Burns is proof that there is greatness in spamming.-Joe Mama

You go to hell URG!! If Frank Burns were here he'd be humiliated by your
lack of professionalism!-Prometheus

I like Frank Burns. The posts are fun to read at 2am when I'm too tired to
do
anything but not tired enough to sleep -Joe Mama

Frank Burns is awesome. Very clever....very funny. -PJP

if you weren't Frank Burns I would piss in your gas tank and fuck
your mailman! -Prometheus

Frank and Me? WE TIGHT. Son of Mxy

Frank Burns stuff is interesting sometimes. I've learned a thing or two and
in all probability Frank Burns has too.- Ultimate Jaburg53

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies
in them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor