This dude was on the radio this morning on the way to work. I nearly crashed eight times because I was laughing so hard.

Click here to go to Amazon and read part of the first chapter.

"You don't want to "earn" your price, you want to "cost" it. This is the psychology behind the whole game: anything worth having, you must pay for up front."

And the best part is, it's in the self help section.


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream