Just finished 24 Carat Kids - fluff, junk-food-for-the-mind book in the vein of The Nanny Diaries co-written by a pediatrician who caters to the wealthy UES clientele. Cute, funny and damn if the doctor doesn't completely nail the sense of entitlement that permeates the Upper East Side like no where else in the city...
Now reading Everything Changes by Jonathan Tropper. I read his book called The Book of Joe a year or two ago, and it was laugh out loud funny and brilliant. Changes is just as entertaining...I think Tropper is becoming one of my new favorite authors...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
