only a jackass redsox fan would want a shelley duncan autograph
Or a 10-year-old attending his first game. Stay classy, Yankees fans.
a dreamy goal is scoring scrub autographs? shoot for the stars, jackass bosox fanss!
Joe, the Yankees' fans do have class, silly. Besides, you're just using this non-story to deflect from what happened last night...
Speaking of which, the last two innings were awesome. Jeter's homer was sweet, though I admit that in the 9th with bases loaded and Big Papi at bat I was nervous as all get out... intense game.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
