Singles Match
Krazed vs. King Snarf

*Havok returns from break as we see King Snarf already in the ring, mic in hand.

KS: Tonight, is a very special night for you fans! You see, due to the overwhelming success of the C.A.T.C.H., I, King Snarf, have decided that tonight, in this very ring, you will see me compete one on one against Krazed. . .in the second ever C.A.T.C.H.!!!!

Monroe:

MarcuM: Brilliant! That was a great match and one of the most innovative things Snarf has ever come up with!

*"Come With Me" then starts up as we see Krazed backstage walking to the ring. Behind him, J is carrying the RDCW Tag Team title belts and holds them up in the air, despite not actually being in the arena yet. Krazed looks back at J and just shakes his head before continuing on. The duo then head out into the arena and make their way to ringside as Krazed climbs into the ring and produces a mic of his own. Turning to Snarf, he smiles and begins to speak.

Krazed: "So you want the C.A.T.C.H., huh? Well I have a C.A.T.C.H. for you, Snarf."

Snarf looks extremely pleased. He nods his head and applauds in approval.

KS: "Go on, my good man."

Krazed: "I forfeit you fruity virgin bastard. Now get the fuck outta the way cause theres gonna be some real wrestling happening in a little while. You might wanna take notes."

The crowd erupts as Snarf is shocked and appalled at first, but then realizes that he has won the C.A.T.C.H.! He begins celebrating in the ring as Krazed turns to address the crowd...

K: "Hows everyone doing tonight? You know folks, on behalf of BPT I must apologize to you all. Tonight he was gonna toss Josephine Mother's ass over again! Sadly hes out of action with a groin injury, so you wont get to see that."

disapointment from the crowd

K: "What you will get to see is this chair shot I'm gonna lay on his ass! Thats right JM. You and me. In the ring right now. Im sure the fans would love that. I'll bet your little threesome partners Grimm and Harley wouldnt mind, either. So how bout it champ?

Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Phenomena" then cues up as a very relaxed looking JM comes out to the ring. He walks up to the still celebrating King Snarf, who continues to shout "I won! I won!" and holds out his hand, requesting the mic. Snarf, still elated and jubilant, glibly hands JM the mic and returns to posing for the crowd. JM holds up the mic to speak:

JM: "Y'know, I was out back, in my locker room, relaxing and knocking back Caesers and cheap-but-tasty Canadian beer, watching this fine program, when I heard you ramble on. Let me see if I'm clear, Krazed: your tag team partner is an idiot, so you want a shot at me. Is that it? You think you should be rewarded for your boyfriend's stupidity. You want to bypass every wrestler who deserves their shot including King Snarf, a former cheapio...um, Champion who has a perfect record so far, and get a crack at this promotion's big dawg - it's most dominant wrestler. Did I hear that right?"

Krazed: "I don't just want ta fight ya, I want to lay this chair smack upside your fat head!"

JM: "Well y'know what? That makes me chuckle. Timberley made me laugh. You made me chuckle. I've got a few pints in me. And I've been bored most of the night. So let's do this. Let's have ourselves a match. There is, however, a problem..."

JM points to Snarf

JM: "Him. Not only is he undefeated, he beat you in the very match you were supposed to face him. He ranks higher than you on the Championship ladder."

JM holds the mic in front of Snarf, who begins to speak.

Snarf: "Yeah! I'm undefeated in all sorts of great matches like the-"

JM takes the mic away from Snarf and continues.

JM: "That's right. For all intents and purposes, I should be facing off against King Snarf. So my question, Krazed, is "What are you gonna do about that?"

Krazed gets a smile on face and says "This." Then he attacks King Snarf. JM watches, laughing as Krazed beats up Snarf, who is making girly sounds. Then, just as Krazed is about to toss Snarf's punk ass over the top rope, JM comes over on the other side of Snarf, says something to Krazed, and then they BOTH send Snarf flying over the top rope and to the arena floor!

Monroe: King Snarf just got his punk ass tosssed over the top rope!

MarcuM: That's fucked up. That ain't right.

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