Apparently, there's a little more to this tale another site posted it before ebay had the seller remove/relist his stuff...he may be bitter, but he's funny...
http://209.200.248.130/forum/showthread.php?t=32816<DIV>Had to re-list the item because of the bad words. The eBay police sirens went off and the pigs "representative" asked for a formal apology so here it is.
I’m sorry I ever met you. You are the biggest CT I have ever met. You and your FNG attorney can kiss my A. Are you now stalking me you crazy B? Everything you listed in the letter is located in the storage facility. The combination is 42, 47, 53 which is exactly what your body measurements are. You can keep all the SH you ever bought me because any reminders that I have of you gives me a case of chronic diarrhea. And here’s a few things you should also know: Lisa came on to me at least a dozen times after you passed out from stuffing your fat face with food. Your Moms breath smells like A- does she spread her bagels with SH every morning? Yes, I always thought your sister was hot and last Christmas, she slipped a little tongue in when we kissed. And all those times you asked me if you could urinate on me as a sxual fantasy? Are you FNG kidding me? I’d rather let a stray Doberman SH in my mouth. The site of you squatting over me would put my DK in a 10 year cocoon. You’re also the only female I know with 6 inch hair follicles around your npples. The only reason why I succked on them was to floss my teeth. Remember all those times when you asked me if you looked fat in that dress? The answer was F yes. Yes your nose is big; you look like toucan sam with a beer belly and saggy T. Do I think your arms are too hairy? Frankly I never really noticed- afterall your family is from
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On Sep-14-07 at 09:39:24 PDT, seller added the following information:
getting a ton of email asking why i stayed with her for so long so here is a quick recap:
she was filthy rich and loved to spread her legs wider then a boeing 747. so when she started getting chubby, I was able to overlook the 2 chins she started to develop since I was getting more beaver then davey crockett and she was cleaning my pipes better then roto rooter. however, when i had to start rolling over twice just to get off her, i realized that could no longer subject myself to this kind of torture any further. add that to fact that she had the disposition of a hyena snacking on a porkchop...well, you can see why im gone. sorry cant send pics but please use your worse imagination and multiply that by infinity
