Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man
Technically G-man would be bisexual unless his wife is one of the things he's also just made up.

after all these years g-man has said he's a lawyer but failed to really show proof of that (failing to answer direct legal questions). and he's probably the only person here who has never said his real first name or posted a picture. really we have no reason to believe anything he says, i mean why would a married lawyer spend so much time on a messageboard where people make fun of him?

Bow ties are coool.