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BRITISH LOTTERY HEADQUATERS:
USTOMER SERVICE,
LIVERPOOL,
U. K.

Ref: BNA/941OYI/04
Batch:05/06/MA34

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the draw of the National Lottery Promo International program, held on the 1st of August, 2006. Your email address was ttached to ticket number: 55550064638 with serial number:67345/05 drew the lucky numbers 12-8-9-22-23-5, which subsequently won you the lottery in the second category.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000.00 (One Million Great British Pounds) in cash credited to file PL/233376899/04. This is from a total cash prize of Sixty Million Great British Pounds(£60,000,000.00), shared among the thirty (60) lucky winners in this category. In view of this,your money would be released to you by our accredited bank in the United Kingdom. Our agent in the United Kingdom will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as they are contacted.

All participants were selected randomly from world wide Website through computer ballot system extracted from over 200,000,000 companies and individual's email addresses. This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid dual claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by unscrumpulous elements.

To file your claims, please contact our agent:
Name:Vivian Howard
Fax: +44 870 134 2473
Email: vhow01@hotmail.com

To avoid unnecessary delay and complications, Please quote your reference / batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members of staffs, management team and directors of this program.

Yours faithfully,
Brent Scott
EURO-ASIAN ZONAL COORDINATOR.

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USTOMER SERVICE

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Your email address was ttached to ticket number

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shared among the thirty (60) lucky winners in this category

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all members of staffs

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Email: vhow01@hotmail.com />

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Prometheus said:
I want a Pony!

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Prometheus said:
I want a Pony!

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:

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God!! What have you done? Next are you going to spit on the baby Jesus, you heathen bastard?!

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Prometheus said:


I should start a scrapbook of all my Photoshopped glory...

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THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS DEPARTMENT
Automobiles
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London,
United Kingdom.


Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected as a winner for a cash prize of £450,000 GBP (four hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) and a brand new BMW 5 Series Car from International programs held on the 28th of August, 2006, in London, UK.

Description of prize vehicle;

Year: 2006
Model: 530iA
Color (exterior/interior): Black Sapphire Metallic/Black Leather
Mileage: 5
Transmission: Automatic 6 Speed
Options: Cold weather package, premium package, fold down rear seats w/ski bag, am fm stereo with single in dash compact disc player.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection ballot system from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which yours and nine others were selected as the winners.

The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This promotional lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduaciary claims department for more infomation as regards procedures to claim your prize.
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7 DOCK WAY, SEFTON BUSINESS PARK
LONDON, T40 4RT
United Kingdom

DR LESLEY MILLER
Email: drlesleymiller@yahoo.dk
Phone : +44 701 113 3010
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Contact him by please providing him with your secret pin code x7pwyz2005 and your Reference Number BMW:2551256003/23.You are also advised to provide him with the under listed informations as soon as possible:

1.Name (in full):
2.Address:
3.Nationality:
4.Age:
5.Occupation:
6.Sex:
7.Phone/Fax:
8.Country of Residence:
9.Short comment on your occupation. [optional]:
10.Fax [optional]:
11.Email address:

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Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.

Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

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Dear,
Sir/Madam
Allengates contruction Plc. is an European Invented Company, but has a
Standardized branch here in the United Kingdom .We Buy, Produce and
Distribute Constructing materials such as Crawler Cranes, Mechanical
Crane and Marine Equipment Worldwide .We have reached big sales volume
of Constructing Materials in Europe and now are trying to penetrate the
USA/Canada/west africa market. Quite soon we will open representative offices or
authorized sales centers in the USA/Canada/west africa and therefore we are
currently looking for people who will assist us in establishing a new distribution! Network there. The fact is that despite the USA/Canada/west africa market is new for us we already have regular clients also speaks for itself.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US?
But we have a problem that ' 's setting us back. We have some problem
collecting our payments from our USA/Canada clients. The international
money transfer tax for legal entities (companies) in USA is 25%,
whereasfor the individual it is only 7%.There is no sense for us to work this
way, while tax for international money transfer made by a private
individual is 7% .That ' 's why we need you! We need agents to receive
payment for our textiles (in money orders, checks or bank wire
transfers) from our clients in the USA/Canada/west africa and to resend the money
to any of our branches around the world via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer. This way we will save money because of tax decreasing.

JOB DESCRIPTION?
1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Cash Payments at your Bank or Exchange Rate Offices
3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the
offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be sent
via either by Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer).
HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?
* 10% from each operation! For instance: you receive $3000 via Checks
or money orders on our behalf. You will cash the money and keep $300 (10% from $3000) for yourself at the beginning your commission will equal
10%, though later it will increase up to 12%!

ADVANTAGES
You don ' 't have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor
right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal. You can earn
up to $10000-$20000 monthly depending on time you will spend for this
job. You do not need any capital to start. You can do the Work easily
without leaving or affecting your present Job. The employees who make
efforts and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers.
Anyway our employees never leave us.

Kindly Reply your message directly to our next available Rep email,
assigned to you (gatesallen1@yahoo.com)

MAIN REQUIREMENTS
* 18 years or older
* Legally capable
* Responsible
* Ready to work 3-4 hours per week.
* With PC knowledge
* E-mail and internet experience (minimal)
*What will need is a proof of seriousness and achievement between you
and us.
And please know that everything is absolutely legal, that ' 's why you
have to fill a contract and If you are interested in our offer, please
respond with the following details in order for us to reach you:

NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBERS:
AGE:
SEX:

Thanks for your anticipated action. And kindly get back to us if you
are interested or not , as we hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely,
Allen Gates.
Allengates contruction Plc
Bratford ,UK
44703-1919077

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