Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Anyway, this was available on my cable's "On Demand" subscription. So, with the wife out of town, and just kicking back enjoying a little guy time, I decide what the hell. It's animated.


Pro, and I say this with a certain amount of respect, you are perhaps the only man in America who would write a paragraph containing the concepts of "wife out of town," "guy time," "what the hell" and "'on demand'" and then end it with the watching of a cartoon.




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi