RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Cave Fights: George Bush vs Donald Trump

Bush




Trump

Who am would kick ass if they am fought? Pick one or fight Alan1.

Bush would throw one half assed punch, barely hit and and declare himself the winner.



Trump would unleash whatever beast he has as hair and win.

Trump

Bush is regularly accused of spending too much time on his ranch chopping wood and playing sports so I have to assume that he's in better shape than Trump. Therefore, Bush wins.

Trump, he's nicer.

Early this year, I saw a skit on Conan O'Brien, where he asked "If Donald Trump were president..." , and they showed a clip of Trump's videotaped comments when he was being guest iterviewed on a radio show (Howard Stern?), and Rosie O'Donnell phoned in to chew him out in their ongoing back and forth. He really laid into her and said: "You're fat, you're ugly, and you've never been funny..."

Then O'Brien visualized in the future (still-photo visuals, with inserted moving lips on both), Trump as president, dealing with Kim Jong Il on the phone: "You're fat, you're ugly, and you've never been funny!"




I think Bush is in better shape, but I think Trump is smarter, so I'd bet on Trump as the winner.

a radish is smarter than Bush...

Trump wins

When Bush was campaigning a reporter asked him his stance on HMO's. Bush responded strongly "Hell no! We don't need no gays in the republican party!"

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