Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
Official statement from Alex Rodriguez


11/14/2007 3:27 PM ET
No other team can afford to pay me what the Yankees did, so on second thought, staying with the Yankees ain't such a bad idea after all.

Suckers.




Yeah...pretty much. I like A-Rod as a player but he is such a prima donna. I think both he and the Yanks would be better off parting. That way the team could find a player with lower numbers but add to team chemistry and A-Rod could find a team where he could finally get to be Derek Jeter...just without the rings.


heh. Awesome and on target.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi