They probably won't even go into where the origin of the phrase "G.I. Joe" came from. In case anyone asks, it's from World War II, when the U.S. of Fucking A. was saving the French, who folded like Rob playing strip poker with Hulk Hogan, from that skunk of a Fuhrer!
Oh God. The French. I totally forgot the French. This means that my favorite beret ass-kicker will go from this:
To this:
AUGH! Keep Flint away from the French!
