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I kinda think his outfit is more comic book like than the realistic look they went for in Begins.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

That looks excellent! I think this is the first time that I am actually completely sold on the Joker's look for this movie.


I'm still not completely sold, especially given some of the other shots that didn't look as good. But I finally see the potential and am definitely giving this look a chance.

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Looks fucking perfect!!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Looks fucking perfect!!


Def. Especially with the little "never washes the makeup off" spiel. Gold.


http://www.whysoserious.com/mausoleum/
Warning, Spoiler:
TIME FOR TAFFY
7:38am
Change your computer time to match.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi

Warning, Spoiler:
TIME FOR TAFFY
7:38am
Change your computer time to match.


thats nutty. how would anyone figure that out? is it listed on one of the other sites?


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It would have to take a real batman fanatic to do something like that.


Nice try and playing it off rob.


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No no no. The "TforT" is on the note on http://www.whysoserious.com/mausoleum/
Warning, Spoiler:
-- the letters with the blood dripped on them, unscrambled. The e-mail clue we got for applying as Joker Clowns (replying to the classified ad "correction" in the Gotham TImes) had a convoluted bit, using the answers for the "personality profile" that led someone to find the "mausoleum" page. Anyhow, one of the articles in the Gotham TImes had a mention of "Taffyface" being killed at 7:38 am. I have NO idea who figured out to change the time on their clock -- probably it just changed in some time zone (since the resolution surfaces at about 6:38pm my tiume). That's crazy though, I had no idea something like that could POSSIBLY be even an OPTION! And, opening the safe, it's just a bunch of bollocks leading us to yet another Gotham City site (the school district is up, as is Gotham Security Systems and a cab company).

So, in a list:

the e-mail said
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If you've finished my quiz, then it's time for the next step in the interview process, something to test your aptitude. Spaces count:

* Eighth
* Sixth
* Eighth
* Ninth
* Ninth
* Second
* Fourth
* Second
* Third


then this surfaced in response
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I didn't figure it out, BUT!

http://www.whysoserious.com/mausoleum/ Now we gotta crack a vault.


and then
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http://www.gothamcab.com/ and http://www.acmesecuritysystems.com/ have both surfaced today.

Also, there's two phone numbers and a new e-mail address.

Acme Security has:
1866.237.6425
info@acmesecuritysystems.com

and the cab company has:
1877 530 CABS
(1-877-530-2227)

And some smart guy said:
http://www.whysoserious.com/mausoleum/

Click the safe. You'll notice a note. See the blood? Notice the letters next to them. TIME FOR TAFFY.. In an article on the Gotham Times, first page, Mobsters Fight For Dominance, at the very end it mentions Johnny “Taffyface” Linata died at 7:38 am.

The key to cracking the safe is 7:38 am.


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http://www.gothamusd.net/

there's a school.


Change the time on your computer to 7:38am. You get this:
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 Originally Posted By: rex
It would have to take a real batman fanatic to do something like that.

Nice try and playing it off rob.


like i'd hide that level of nerdometry.

thats a looootta friggin work put into that thing. the intranets folks is smart.


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Man, I know! I was trying all kinds of sources to figure out the stupid e-mail, then realized after about 20 that I had forgotten the first "eighth" and everything was for naught when I buggered about to find that 60% had already been solved. The rest got solved while I was playing catch-up. *shrug* I have no problem reaping the benefits of other peoples' work.


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wikipedia is typically a good source for piecing stuff together. haven't followed up much on this, but for like "lost" and that "cloverfield" and all that other shtuff with secret hidden clues, they're great.

and then i can just read about it, and be lazy, but still dance around in my bat-man pajamas with glee upon hearing whatever new info.


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Holy shit! I just got a phone call from a crooked GCPD cop threatening me and telling me to look up case or document 06559 or somesuch. I wish I had paid closer attention. He told me I know what to do.

That was so rad... SO rad!


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Courtesy of wikipedia's dark knight page, a complete-ish (as they're being launched every day, it seems) list of current websites and links for the viral ad campaign.



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2:42 PM TEXAS TIME: Several BOF'ers have informed us that they are now getting phone calls from "bad cops" telling 'em to keep their pieholes shut. The people being called are to "...seek out LC6551."


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there actually is a real Acme Security Systems here in Northern California.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
2:42 PM TEXAS TIME: Several BOF'ers have informed us that they are now getting phone calls from "bad cops" telling 'em to keep their pieholes shut. The people being called are to "...seek out LC6551."


Joker has a new task for the minions:

http://whysoserious.com/theperfectgetaway/


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OH! I bet if a person printed out the maps and traced out the "getaway routs" there would be a new message!


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I was right:

Finally, the fucking map riddle was resolved. Some guys at the SHH forums just guessed that the word that the directions on the map spelled was "OUT OF TIME", since "out" was the first word that you could figure out with the maps available.
So, go here:
http://www.whysoserious.com/outoftime/

And click on the note, you'll see the dead body of Frederick Adler, the guy that appears at the Gotham Times.
I almost went insane trying to do this, specially looking for a full map that apparently doesn't exists. But personally, I'd recommend you to read and know quite well almost all of the articles on the Gotham Times.

BTW, if you enter "Salvatore Maroni" on the search engine at the church site, you'll find this:



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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Holy shit! I just got a phone call from a crooked GCPD cop threatening me and telling me to look up case or document 06559 or somesuch. I wish I had paid closer attention. He told me I know what to do.

That was so rad... SO rad!


Totally rad dude.

Did you have to join a site to get that call?

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I had to give my phone number at we are the answer .com


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Holy mother of god.

I can't even imagine who find this things, let alone how are they found, but, according to BOF, this is what the "LC6551" thing was all about:

Go here: http://www.gothampolice.com/secureintern...ents/docdb.aspx (a page that is impossible to acces through the 'general info' or 'recrutiment' sections, so how the hell did someone find out about this? nevermind)

And log in as “BreitupKarl”, password “21485”. Then you can use the search engine to look for the LC6551 document, and voila, there it is. It says something about the gang wars and all that. The thing I noticed is that the LC6551 doc is signed by Larry Coniglia... the same man on the marriage certificate, where Sal Maroni was one of the witnesses. What does it means? I have no idea.

And for those getting tired of all this (I'm not, I'm loving this but there's a lot of people bitching at the SHH forums... but I never liked that place anyway, they allways seem to bitch about everything), according to http://www.whysoserious.com/outoftime, the next task will be the final one. We must look in "the funny papers" to know what it will be like.

P.S: BOF also has a list of possible sites to come, and also a full transcription of the bad cop phone call here: http://www.batman-on-film.com/TDK_viral-updates_12-1-07.html

here: http://www.gpdiad.com/feeds/as12061500/default.aspx you can hear a recording of gunfires and corrupt cops talking at Beth's House of Pies. It was cool because if you were loged in at 3 oclock you could hear it "live". But I don't understand a word of what they say, except something about Flass.
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1:You order?

2:Just coffee for both of us.... Nobody sits here.

1: Flass's table.

2: Yeah, flass would eat off a train's floor

1: I hear he's lost alot of weight..

2: What do you expect? the guy's a vegetable.

Woman: Your coffee, You want anything with that?

1: Hey ?????, ????

woman: You sure you dont want pie or somethin?

2: ahh no thanks, missus made three pies for the thanksgiving. I'm all pied out.

woman: all of my tables, just coffee, what am I, some kinda barista or something?

1: Hey, I promise we'll tip good

woman: Half my tables, just drinking coffee, Now Mr. Falcone, he liked a piece of pie. Especially for the tip.

1. Whats she charging for the coffee

2: You know you gotta pay her to be the drop point..

1. lookit this will you, two bucks for the coffee

3--Its okay guys, coffee is on the department this time. Internal Affairs, hands on the table. I'll take your sidearms and we'll all go downtown.

2: Internal Affairs?

3. Keep your voices down. Hands on the table.

--scattered shots--

GET DOWN, GET DOWN. Fired, we got shots fired-

-oh god-

we need backup!
officer down!

I dont give a damn whose in the parkinglot, you had to arrest us in the restaurant? Who do you think eats here? Boyscouts? Just who the hell ---??? Christ!

I need backup, 14-45 Malone,

-we've reported shots fired, -

we've got an officer down, repeat, officer down
suspects are two white males on foot-



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Please be advised that the active phase of the investigation pertaining
to your tip has come to a close. The case is now under review by the
corruption unit at the District Attorney's office.

Thank you for stepping forward to provide what has turned out to be
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More pics over at AICN:





Not as good as the shot of Joker we saw last week on Empire magazine. But, overall, not bad, and Ledger's really selling the character with the poses.

In fact, I like Mr. J better than the new Batsuit, which looks like something to sell toys.

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Ah, bless the internet. FINALLY a go-to place documenting this shit, hardcore.

http://batman.wikibruce.com/Home


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http://www.whysoserious.com/steprightup/

count-down to, um... 10 minutes from now.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
http://www.whysoserious.com/steprightup/

count-down to, um... 10 minutes from now.


No, no... it's for 8 hours from now. I ...didn't see the eight.


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Sweetish Hill Bakery - 1120 W 6th St, Austin, TX 78703
A Cake Occasion - [3901 E 112th Ave, Denver, CO 80233
Two Little Red Hens Bakery - 652 2nd Ave. New York, NY
City Cafe and Bakery - 215 Glynn St S, Fayetteville, GA 30214
Hodell's Cake Shop - 31387 Harper Ave, St Clair Shores, MI 48082


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First Six Minutes of The Dark Knight Debuted on IMAX in NYC

A very detailed description of the opening of the movie. It sounds great.

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Ace Bakeries - 3241 S Halsted St, Chicago, IL 60608
Sweetish Hill Bakery - 1120 W 6th St, Austin, TX 78703
A Cake Occasion - [3901 E 112th Ave, Denver, CO 80233
Two Little Red Hens Bakery - 652 2nd Ave. New York, NY
City Cafe and Bakery - 215 Glynn St S, Fayetteville, GA 30214
Hodell's Cake Shop - 31387 Harper Ave, St Clair Shores, MI 48082

Bredenbeck's Bakery - 8126 Germantown Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19118
Columbia City Bakery - 4865 Rainier Ave S, Seattle, WA 98118
Baker-Wee -4263 W Thunderbird Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85053
Grumpy Cafe - 2621 W 14th St, Cleveland, OH 44113
Glendale Bake Shop - 1290 Lexington Ave
Bova's Bakery - 134 Salem Street, boston
Firehook Bakery - 912 17th st NW, Washington DC
Paddy Cake Bakery - 4763 Liberty Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15224
Lipkin Bakery - 8013 Castor Ave Philadelphia


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st. clair shores ain't too far.

EDIT: its a cake and a phone.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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First Six Minutes of The Dark Knight Debuted on IMAX in NYC

A very detailed description of the opening of the movie. It sounds great.


Holy crap - that sounds awesome. I hope it shows up on youtube soon.

Oh, and Usch (or anyone with the answer) who is doing all the stuff you keep posting? Is it WB sponsored or what?



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oh god there was a cake and a phone and a call from Joker and a new poster was released and I can't even TRY to keep up with all this stuff and I'm not even able to DO most of it! Holy mother of god!



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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm crying. Right here, with my eyes.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Is your cunt woeing along?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yes.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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